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Saturday, January 21, 2006

Of Caps and Comics

TODAY I WANT TO BLOG IN CAPSLOCK LETTERS. THIS IS WHAT I THINK PEOPLE THINK WHEN SOMEONE WRITES IN CAPITAL LETTERS:


PEOPLE WILL THINK YOUR ARE SCREAMING

LISTEN! RIGHT NOW I'M SCREAMING OK.. SCREAAAAAMINGGGG. (YOUR BRAIN MUST BE VERY THE POWDERFUL BEKOS CAN HEAR MY VOICE INTONATION WHEN READING MY TEXT AND INTERPRET IT AS SCREAMMMING. SO POWAHHH...) ACTUALLY WHEN TYPING THIS ARR, I'M NO SCREAM AT ALL. I SIMPLY TYPE-TYPE SOFTLY WANN..SO IF U THINK I'M SCREAMING THEN SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH YOUR BLAIN LOR.


CAPITAL LETTERS ALSO SHOWS THAT YOU ARE ANGRY

WHEN I TYPING THIS BLOG ARR, I FEEL BIASA ONLY. NO ANGER AT ALL. IF AAR,I'M REALLY ANGRY, I DONT HAVE TO WRITE IN CAPS LETTER. I JUST WRITE LIKE THIS:

"You dumb fark! Stupid asshole!!!"

SEE? DUN HAVE TO CAPS LOCK OSO CAN ANGER PEOPLE MAAH.. DONT WORRY.. THAT IS JUST EXAMPLE. I'M NO ANGRY AT ALL. LIKE I SAID,I DUN HAVE TO ON CAPS LOCK TO SHOW I'M ANGRY.


CAPITAL LETTERED TEXT MEANS U ARE RUDE

AGAIN, I DON UNDERSTAND WHY. I OSO NOT A RUDE PERSON (LITTLE BIT RUDE ONLY. BUT THAT IS BEKOS I'M AN AHBENG SO I'M ALLOWED TO BE RUDE A BIT) I THINK AAR, PEOPLE WHO TYPE USING THE "COMIC SAN" FONT IS MORE RUDER BEKOS I DUN LIKE COMIC SAN FONTS. THAT COMIC SAN FONT IS UGLY.


YOUR BLAIN WILL READ CAPSLOCK WITH DIFFERENT INTONATION

SAME MESSAGE BUT DIFFERENT INTONATION, AND THUS DIFFERENT "IMPACT" ON PEOPLE.

EXAMPLE #1: "kau nih bangang la.."
EXAMPLE #2: "KAU NIH BANGANG LA.."

SEE? EXAMPLE #2 HAS MORE IMPACT THEN EXAMPLE #1. TRY DO BOTH THE EXAMPLE TO YOUR BF OR GF SEE WHICH ONE THEY PREFER...


YOU MUST SAY SORRY WHEN TYPING CAPSLOCK

ALSO ARR, WHEN CHATTING, IF PEOPLE SEND MESSAGE IN CAPS LOCK, THEY QUICKLY SAID " Ooops! Sorry. Tertekan capslock pulak"

I DUN UNDERSTAND WHY HAVE TO SAY SORRY. MAYBE THERE IS SOME UNWRITTEN RULES SOMEWHERE THAT SAYS "thou must not type in capslock". BUT IF MY KEBOD CAPSLOCK/SHIFT BUTTON ROSAK, THEN HOW? "UHH SORRY MY CAPSLOCK ROSAK. SO I HAVE TO CAPSLETTERS MY TEXT. BUT I'M NOT ANGRY, OR RUDE, OR SCREAMING ..." HAVE TO EXPLAIN LIKE THAT AAH??

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ok.. i tired typing in caps lock already. my eyes oso sakit oleady.. now i'll try to do the reverse. (notice aa, this time i extra polite for not using capital letters at all)

right now, i'm thinking.. if writing in capslock is considered rude and angry, then why must we write in capslock when we want to fill our tax form, registration form, credit card application form etc etc.. ?

anyway, moral of my blog today ->
i hate filling in lengthy forms.

sekian, telima kasey

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

SA Sek7

Hello tikus2 keji sekalian!!!
Apa habar baik lu olangg?
Semuga lu semua keji2 sentiasa..

Ok..

Minggu lepas wa melepak
di seksyen 7 shah alam.
Wa melepak bersama lakan2
di sebuah kedai mamak.

"we are not the first, but we are the best"

Begitulah ayat slogan kedai mamak tersebut.
Siapa sini tinggal Shah Alam mungkin tau ini
kedai mamak kelana kedai mamak ini sungguh
special - meleka menjual 51 jenis roti canai.

Antala aneka loti canai di dalam
menu adalah seperti berikut:

roti canai jantan
(roti canai + 2 bijik telo)

roti canai vanilla
(roti canai + tepung vanila so
canai tuh ada rasa dan bau vanilla)


roti canai milo
(roti canai + milo so rasa macam milo)

roti canai nescafe
(Yuppp!! betul...)

roti canai fruit mixer
(god knows what)

roti canai salad
(WTF ?!!)

roti canai jem
(bapak ngarutt okk!)

roti canai peanut butter
(nak muntah silalah order)

roti canai frondoss
(ntah...givap dah)
..
..
..
(talak ingat lagi tapi memang butol ada 51 jenis!!)

Sungguh menduga akal!
Wa amat kagum woo..

Di samping meng-enjoy
makanan pelik2 yg dihidangkan,
wa juga berkesempatan berhibur
dengan menonton segerombolan
keleta2 bikin masing2 tunjuk skill
merempit... lespek maaahh..lespek!

Terdapat jua pemuda-pemudi
geng2 skuter yang membuat
acara menunggang skuter
beramai2 bersama lakan2..

Bapak punya hap-pening kayy!!

Ok..kita ketemu lagi di lain lembaran..
sekian telima kasih.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Chingko....

Meet Chingko.


She is mom's pet. Mom adopted Chingko when she still a kitten.

Chingko is not like any normal cat. She is a bit mental; terover hyperaktif. (Sewaktu kecil dulu-dulu, Chingko suka minum susu cair cap junjung) She likes jumping here and there out of the bluu and gigit2 people.. (but gigit lembut2 only..wont break the skin wann). Due to her mental state, she oso like to pick fight, or pounce, other bigger cats... A rather brave, but foolish Chingko indeed, considering the unfavorable outcome of every fight she's involved...

Pernah di suatu hari, Chingko dengan sengaja mencarik gado sama seekor anjing yang otai. Nasib baik itu tuan sudah kasik rantai sama itu anjing. Poor dog being taunted by Chingko and yet can't do much. You shud see the expression on the dog's face.

Mom loves Chingko very the much. She might not be a gorjes persion like me, but nevertheless, Chingko is still her buah hati intan dan payung penawar ubat luka.

Few days ago, Chingko became sick. She duwan to drink or eat anything. Everytime someone tried to hold her, she'll yelp in pain. Dokter said Chingko was anemic..

The next day, Chingko died.

I guess all her nine lives were used-up, she got none to spare. Mom very sad. Even though she try to hide it, I can still feel her loss for Chingko.

So....These past few days I just dun feel funny lar. Wa rasa hanya para pengucing sahaja yang boleh memahami pelasaan wa sekalang.
Lu datang len kali boley tak?

Sekian..no dankyu..

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Need TP for My Bunghole..Heh heh

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Sekian, telima ka.....opps belum habis lagi!
Ini sambungan posting di situ luangan tikus keji ya...


Tuesday, January 03, 2006

The 4 Thousand Words Entry

Ok.. For today's posting, wa akan mencuba untuk menaip beribu2 perkataan di dalam posting wa kali ini. Semoga lu olang berpuas hati dengan posting ini....

(Girls, dun scream.. Not yet!)





(Ok girlssss...You can start screaming now)


Perhatikan bahawa wa telah mentampal ampat keping gambar wa yang paling latest dan gorjes. (Err..sebenarnya semua gambar2 wa pun memang gorjes, tetapi ini adalah gamba-gamba yang terpaling gorjes)

Dengan menggunakan formula "A Picture Speaks a Thousand Words".....

Satu gambar bersamaan selibu perkataan. Wa telah menampal ampat keping gambar. Ini bermakna posting wa kali ini mempunyai ampat libu perkataan... (dan mungkin lebih jika lu olang ambil kila ini tulisan)..

Fuhh..manyiak penat woo ini aktiviti memblogging. Tapi wa bangga jua kelana telah berjaya menulis belibu2 perkataan. Lu olang pun talak boleh lawan gua.

Sekila nya lu masih belum cukop puas lagi membaca blog wa dan masih menunggu wa apdet, mintak maaf banyiak banyiak kelana wa manyiak busy. Tetapi usah bimbang hati. Walaupun sekilanya lu sulah boling mau baca blog wa, lu masih boleh pergi baca other blogs yang coolest jua.. Sila check out "Other Coolest Blogs" links di sidebar kiri (bawah wa punya Barbie Boo Sook).

Oh...I oso want to wish u a belated heppy nude yerr..
Semoga azam tahun balu lu mencapai cita2.

Dah..syiohh..syioh..! Wa mau menuntun TV celita kegemalan wa Dr.House.

Sekian, telima kassehh...

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Edited January 5th 2006 8:03pm

Ok..ini wa tambah lagi tiga libu perkataan..enjoY!







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