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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Slow down...Bump ahead.

Dear tikus-tikus keji,

Hello my name is Wong Ah Beng.

I am very the busy these past few weeks.
And I will be continuing to be busy until next month.
Until then, I kenot blogg that often.
That is why lately u dont see very much of my posting.

I also thinking aa, only when my busy period is no more (after April), then I can continuing to blog more often. So in the meantime, I can try to blogging little-little when I have some free time lorr.

So i am very sorry to forgive you becos i kenot always blogging nowadays olready.

I know u love me vely the much, evelyday oso want to visit this blogsite to read my new posting. But please oso dont make it as if it is my obligation to blog everlyday. I dont make money out of blogging u knoww. Blogging is only for my fun-fun spare time. Please bear in mind that I oso have a real life with a real job with a real work and things-to-do... *sigh*

Anyway, u dun worry very much aah.. If you haven't, you can still read my previous-previous posting, which I think is funnier than recent postings. (of course, I thinking oso luangan tikus keji is funnier)

If u have problems you need advice aah, or u wanting to asking me anything, you can always reach me at my email address at maestronoob@gmail.com

Okeh, as always,
Sekian, telima kasey :)

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Masak Paling Sedap?

Jikalau wa tanya lu siapa masak paling sedap, wa yakin lu akan cakap lu punya ibu masak paling sedap. Lagi aa, jikalau lu seolang ibu yang mempunyai anak, wa gelenti anak lu akan cakap lu paling hebat masakan jua.

Wa jalang jumpa olang yang akan cakap emak meleka masak talak sedap. Jikalau ada pun, hanyalah sedikit bilangannya... Pendek kata, your mom's cooking is the bestest! Lu compare wife/girlfriend punya cooking pun belum tentu boleh lawan sama lu punya ibu masakan.

Lamai olang pun cakap sebegitu jua - Ibu masakan paling kesedapan tiada tolok tandingannya.

Sekalang, wa ada terfikir, jikalao lu punya ibu masak paling kesedapan, dan semua olang pun mengaku meleka punya ibu masakan paling sedap, siapakah yg sebenarnya paling sedap memasak masakan??

Itu hali aaah, wa pelgi lumah kawan. Dia ajak makan dia punya lumah, ibu dia kasik hidangan masakannya. Seperti biasa, wa punya kawan akan celita emak dia terrer masak pelbagai hidangan paling bestest. Selesai we all makan, wa lasa talak sedap pun. Biasa2 sahaja. Namun begitu, masakan emakknya habis jua wa baham kelana wa adalah sangat lapar itu jam, bukan sebab masakannya paling sedap pun.

Apamaciam mau cakap?
Lu kencing kuat kata masakan ibu lu paling kesedapan tapi talak sedap jua!!




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