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Friday, August 25, 2006

Choosing the right camera (Ladies only)

Welcome back again peopleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Hawau youuuuuuuu? Fine?? Gooodddd!!

First of all i would like say that my enggelish no good. But I olways trying my bestest to implove my Enggelish. So I hope you people can have my forgive you bekos I write bad english. Eventho my Englis no good, but I no stupid ok. After all, it is not good to make fun of people with poor enggelishh.

Ok.. Today I want to blog about camera. Nowadays aaa, suddently aa, everyone is a photographer.Probly bekos camera is so cheap-cheap nowadays, any tom, dick and harry can buy.

As u all know oleady, one of my favourite past times is doing fotoglaphy. To enter this activity, u need a camela laaa ofkoss. There are few types of camela. They got the SLR camera, kompek camera, and then there is the henpon camera.

Now of kos, SLR camera is the bestest. Lots and lots of functions and summore u can change the lenses. Furthermore aa, SLR camera got lots of megapixcel. So your picture can be better compare to others camera. But one thing turn off with SLR is bekos the size is big-big. So hassle to bring everywhere ; not very mobile.

Then there is the kompek camera. Usually very slim-slim one. Bear in mind that compact camela cannot match the quality of SLR camesras.. But, can be consider boolleeellaaa.. bekos very easy to use and small also, lots of people like it.

Another kind of camela is the camera-hanfon. This one can also laa.. If u just want to poyo-poyo snap picture of yourself and post in your blog for your fans to see, then this is minimum laa..

Now i sure there many more types of camera out there in the mall, but I lazy to blog about it. What I want to blog now is how do you know which type of camera is good for you.

This tips is only for the ladies, so here goes...

If u are hot babe...
it doesnt matter which camera u choose will always look good. You budget is your only constraint. But u dont have to buy expensive and full of functions camera bekos no point oso; most hot babes dont know how to operate the complicated camera anyway. Manuals are useless too. So stick to a simple compact camera where u just need to point and shoot.

If u are a not-so hot babe...
In other words, u not pretty...Do u still remember what i teach you last time?

"There are no ugly women, only poor women.."

Correcto! U need to get an expensive and camela fully loaded with functions bekos then your picture will look nicer. Conpensation maaa! Make sure oso before u snap your pictues, you make up your face (jangan sampai nampak macam mekap runtuh pulak!), wear expensive or sexy dress and branded2 stuffs lorr.. So can balance..

But aar, if u have many gorjes friends, then u can buy this type of camela oso. Make sure u snap lots and lots of your photos with your friends. Dont conquer sorang2 lorr.. If possible exclude yourself from the pictures. That way better so you wont spoil the pictures.

If u ugly babe...
You should consider getting a disposable camera (also known as "kamera pakai buang" in BM). This is bekos after u snap your picture, u can throw away the camera and the picture oso, bekos no point maa. You ugly woo.. u paste 2 full album of pictures in your blog oso people dowan to look or give komen. Dont make us puke ok..

But alternatively, another trick for you is to use cheap-cheap henfon camera. This is bekos when u snap your picture, must be blur-blur since cameraphone not soo good quality. So people kenot see your ugly picture properly. In fact, if you lucky your picture might turn out looking great. But u must test2 lots of picture from different angle lor..

Wheather u not hot babe or ugly babe aa, it is best if u edit your photos before you post to you blog. At least confuse your readers so they think you pretty when u are actually not.

This is the basically your last hope:





Adobe Photoshop



The software is very the powderfool. You can do lots of things with your pictures using this software. If u fat, u can make yourself slimmer. If u short, u can make yourself taller. Gigi jongang (i dunno what is "gigi jongang" in Enggelish..sorry!) oso u can repair with this software. You can even change your skin color tone if u know how.

Very cool software maahh!!! Summore aa, if u go to Imbi Plaza or Low Yatt, this software is soo cheap cheap only selling. I sure this software has help many girls out there look beautiful in their blogs.

There ladies and girls..

Now go buy or borrow a camera and snap lots of piccies!
But please dun tampal a gambar-ukuran-passpot. Major turn off laa girls. Be more "creative". I sure u can do better than that.

I sincerely hope my tips can help you ladies out there to buy the proper camera, have great fotos of yourself, and more visitors to your blog with lots of positive komens (What are blogs without comments ya?)

So that is it from me for this entry.. I lazy oready to blog long-long. Mebbe if got free time later2 I blog again lor..

Sekians, dankyuuuu!!!

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Khasiat Daun Sireh

Wa agak sedey kelana mendapati lamai olang jua bertanggapan bahawa blog wa adalah blog merepek. Tetapi talak apa. Wa akan belusaha untuk menjadi lebih informatif kepada pala pembaca. Oleh itu, untuk luangan blog wa ini hali, wa akan mencelitakan mengenai khasiat daun sirih.

Daun sirih (Piper Betle) adalah antala daun2 yang banyak khasiatnya yang seling menjadi amalan bagi meleka yang tau. Untuk pengetahuan lu orang, masyarakat Cina menggunakan sirih sebagai herba untuk memanaskan badan. Masyarakat India lebih menggunakan sirih untuk penjagaan mulut dan rambut. Masyarakat Melayu pula menggunakan sirih untuk tujuan perubatan, kecantikkan dan kebudayaan.

Ok, di bawah wa kasik tulih khasiat daun sireh:


Awet muda dan pelancaran peredaran darah
Jikalau lu punya muka ada serupa sireh, maka lu boleh mengamalkan petua meminum air rebusan daun sireh. Di antara hasil kajian jua mendapati daun sirih mengandungi bahan-bahan aktif dan boleh menegangkan kulit dan mengelakkan kedut-kedut di muka yang bermakna ianya boleh membawa kesan awet muda.Selain daripada itu, air rebusan daun sirih jua boleh melancarkan peredaran darah di dalam badan lu. Secara tak langsung aar, lu akan tampak lebih berseri dan muda dan muka pun takde laa rupa sirih lagi.

Menghilangkan mulut berbau dan mencegah kelosakan gigi
Olang2 tua selalu mengunyah daun sirih. Meleka akan mengunyah bebelapa minit, kemudian kasik ludah. Jikalau lu talak suka ludah melata2, boleh jua amalkan merebus daun sirih dan kumur2 setiap pagi dan malam selepas menggosok gigi untuk menghilangkan lu punya bau mulut yang busuk.

Gusi atau mulut bengkak
Selupa jua, kasik rebus itu daun sirih, tambahkan galam secukup rasa, dan setelusnya kasik kumur2 sekulang-kulangnya 3 kali sehali. Lamuan ini juga boleh jua diamalkan oleh meleka yang baru cabut gigi untuk menghentikan pendalahan. Sila berkumur setiap 1 jam.

Menghilangkan bau kurang enak badan
Pengamalan meminum air sirih jua boleh menghilangkan bau bagi meleka yang mempunyai masalah badan busuk. Selalu menjadi masalah kelana empunya badan talak sedar bahawa badannya adalah busuk jua. Oleh itu, bertanyalah kepada lakan2 disekeliling yang boleh memberikan lu jawapan yg jujur dan bukannya jawapan menjaga hati. Lu mesti ingat sekilanya lu adalah hot babe tatapi lu ada bau badan aar, lu punya rating akan jatuh dan laki2 pun talak mau dekat sama lu lagi woor..

Menghilangkan bau kurang enak ketiak
Daun sirih dibasahkan dan dilumatkan dan setelusnya disapukan pada ketiak. Ini boleh menghilangkan bau yang kulang enak di bahagian ketiak. Halus diingatkan jua bahawah masalah bau ketiak mungkin jua berpunca dalipada lu punya bulu ketiak sulah panjang selupa semak samun jua. Hot babes akan sentiasa memastikan bulu ketiak dicukur licin ok. Jangan biarkan ia panjang.

Menghilangkan bau kurang enak vagina
Sekilanya lu punya pekpek ada busuk jua, lu jangan lisau lagi. Daun sirih yg dilumat dan dilebus ini jua boleh dijiruskan pada situ bahagian kasik hilang bau busuk.

Masalah keputihan
Ok.. Wa kulang paham apa ini masalah keputihan wanita. Kemungkinan lu punya pekpek ada tukar warna jadi putih. Namun jangan lisau jua. Wa mendapat tau jua bahawa air rebusan daun sirih boleh mengulangkan masalah keputihan. Sila bersihkan lu punya pekpek dengan rebusan daun sirih yang masih panas sehingga pekpek lu kembali menjadik warna pink.

Masalah gatal2 pada vagina
Jua sama amalan. Sekilanya lu punya balang ada gatal2 hor, talak perlu cari lelaki lagi. Lu boleh gunakan rebusan air sirih untuk di siram pada lu punya pekpek agar tidak lagi berasa gatal-gatal.

Mengetatkan lu punya pekpek
Pekpek yang ketat adalah penting jua untuk kesejahteraan lumah tetangga suami isteli. Bagus diamalkan oleh para isteri2 yang baru lepas bersalin dan ingin dipuji oleh suami "Eyyy macam anak daraa laaa bebb!!"
Boleh jua diamalkan untuk meleka yang suka bersekedudukan sama boyfliend, eloklah minum ini air. Supaya jikalau boyflen lu dump sama lu, dan lu kawin sama olang lain, suami lu yang sah masih boleh menikmati pekpek yang ketat (or at least talak looose laa sangat kan).


Wa pasti banyak lagi khasiat2 daun sirih yang lain. Namun wa tamau tulis kesemuanya kelana nanti olang akan komplen blog wa panjang sangat. Dihalapkan entry wa hali ini akan membawa manfaat kepada lu semua tikus2 keji. Sebalang pertanyaan, pandangan dan tokok tambah, sila lah pelgi ke situ luangan tikus keji.

Sekian telima kasih.



Kiss my asss!!