Welcome back again peopleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Hawau youuuuuuuu? Fine?? Gooodddd!!
First of all i would like say that my enggelish no good. But I olways trying my bestest to implove my Enggelish. So I hope you people can have my forgive you bekos I write bad english. Eventho my Englis no good, but I no stupid ok. After all, it is not good to make fun of people with poor enggelishh.
Ok.. Today I want to blog about camera. Nowadays aaa, suddently aa, everyone is a photographer.Probly bekos camera is so cheap-cheap nowadays, any tom, dick and harry can buy.
As u all know oleady, one of my favourite past times is doing fotoglaphy. To enter this activity, u need a camela laaa ofkoss. There are few types of camela. They got the SLR camera, kompek camera, and then there is the henpon camera.
Now of kos, SLR camera is the bestest. Lots and lots of functions and summore u can change the lenses. Furthermore aa, SLR camera got lots of megapixcel. So your picture can be better compare to others camera. But one thing turn off with SLR is bekos the size is big-big. So hassle to bring everywhere ; not very mobile.
Then there is the kompek camera. Usually very slim-slim one. Bear in mind that compact camela cannot match the quality of SLR camesras.. But, can be consider boolleeellaaa.. bekos very easy to use and small also, lots of people like it.
Another kind of camela is the camera-hanfon. This one can also laa.. If u just want to poyo-poyo snap picture of yourself and post in your blog for your fans to see, then this is minimum laa..
Now i sure there many more types of camera out there in the mall, but I lazy to blog about it. What I want to blog now is how do you know which type of camera is good for you.
This tips is only for the ladies, so here goes...
If u are hot babe...
it doesnt matter which camera u choose will always look good. You budget is your only constraint. But u dont have to buy expensive and full of functions camera bekos no point oso; most hot babes dont know how to operate the complicated camera anyway. Manuals are useless too. So stick to a simple compact camera where u just need to point and shoot.
If u are a not-so hot babe...
In other words, u not pretty...Do u still remember what i teach you last time?
"There are no ugly women, only poor women.."
Correcto! U need to get an expensive and camela fully loaded with functions bekos then your picture will look nicer. Conpensation maaa! Make sure oso before u snap your pictues, you make up your face (jangan sampai nampak macam mekap runtuh pulak!), wear expensive or sexy dress and branded2 stuffs lorr.. So can balance..
But aar, if u have many gorjes friends, then u can buy this type of camela oso. Make sure u snap lots and lots of your photos with your friends. Dont conquer sorang2 lorr.. If possible exclude yourself from the pictures. That way better so you wont spoil the pictures.
If u ugly babe...
You should consider getting a disposable camera (also known as "kamera pakai buang" in BM). This is bekos after u snap your picture, u can throw away the camera and the picture oso, bekos no point maa. You ugly woo.. u paste 2 full album of pictures in your blog oso people dowan to look or give komen. Dont make us puke ok..
But alternatively, another trick for you is to use cheap-cheap henfon camera. This is bekos when u snap your picture, must be blur-blur since cameraphone not soo good quality. So people kenot see your ugly picture properly. In fact, if you lucky your picture might turn out looking great. But u must test2 lots of picture from different angle lor..
Wheather u not hot babe or ugly babe aa, it is best if u edit your photos before you post to you blog. At least confuse your readers so they think you pretty when u are actually not.
This is the basically your last hope:
The software is very the powderfool. You can do lots of things with your pictures using this software. If u fat, u can make yourself slimmer. If u short, u can make yourself taller. Gigi jongang (i dunno what is "gigi jongang" in Enggelish..sorry!) oso u can repair with this software. You can even change your skin color tone if u know how.
Very cool software maahh!!! Summore aa, if u go to Imbi Plaza or Low Yatt, this software is soo cheap cheap only selling. I sure this software has help many girls out there look beautiful in their blogs.
There ladies and girls..
Now go buy or borrow a camera and snap lots of piccies!
But please dun tampal a gambar-ukuran-passpot. Major turn off laa girls. Be more "creative". I sure u can do better than that.
I sincerely hope my tips can help you ladies out there to buy the proper camera, have great fotos of yourself, and more visitors to your blog with lots of positive komens (What are blogs without comments ya?)
So that is it from me for this entry.. I lazy oready to blog long-long. Mebbe if got free time later2 I blog again lor..