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Sunday, November 06, 2005

Raya Piccies

Helloow humans!

I got new piccies of myself I took during raya. I look handsome. Don't believe me? Come see yourself....!



(Youuu human stoOOpid! ngeh ngeh ngehh..)

For raya I go back kampung. I met a beautiful amoi.
Here her naked piccie:



I know she likes me. Afterall, I am a mix pan-asia. Also I got the supasta look in me. But later I found out this amoi got 3 kittens oleady. Three-three are ugly. Her husband dont know where. (Her husband must be very ugly indeed)

Since she not fresh anymore, I dowan. So I dump her.

In kampung, I go hunt little jumping things. Human call those jumping things "insects". I call them fooooooooood..

U want to see little jumping things? Here I post some piccies:


His head looks like Ksatria Baja Hitam. U know, the Jepunese superhero show... (Alway riding motorbike killing bad monsters...He also got very powerful pedang..(Ehh yang lawan resaksa pakai pedang tu Ksatria Baja Hitam ke Gaban??) This thing also like to fly-fly evelywhere. Vely the hard to catch.


Look at the eyes; look like Ultraman's eye. I think Jepunese copycat their superhero from insects.


This guy is very bad. He call lots of his friends to bite me. Vely painful. I think he angry because I pee at his house.


That is his friends coming down the tree to bite me.


Yaaawwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!
Ok.. Now I'm sleepy. I want to go sleep.
Sekian, dank you!

(All piccies are taken with my new camela)

29 comments:

Desparil said...

no piccies of you wearing baju raya ah?

torqxic inc. said...

ahbeng!
wahhh!!! tererist laa lu, manyak terer sudah pakai itu kemra mahal....sikit ari lagi lu musti sudah ada nafsu syaitan kasi mau upgrade beli prop level dslr meh?!!
gua ingat esok mau angkut crumpler sanurous/ stamp claimer utk gua punyer outdated kemra lah ahbeng...lu mau join kah kawan?

Wong Ah Beng said...

desparil..Please don insult me. Only stoOpid humans wear baju laya :P

torqxic..
oh tidakkkkkk....!
Must stay away from crumpler....must stay away from crumpler...must stay away from crumplerr....

Ely said...

ah beng, what kind of camera did u get? nice pics!

eh dont keji kucing kampung lah....they all got kittens still slim what!

anggerik merah said...

Beng aa...wah lu laya ada bagus punya..yeles gua..

tatot said...

nice pics laa beng

9 said...

amoi kampung lu manyak buluk la semua. no wonder lu peligi hijlah sama itu bandar.

sama itu olang guns & loses nyanyi, "take me down to the paladise city, where the glass is gleen and the girls are pletty". itu macam ka ah beng?

Wong Ah Beng said...

ely.. camela biasa aje laa.. janji boleh snap2 piccies mah..:D

anggelik melah.. apa pasat jeles? lu laya talak meliah meh?

tatots..dankyu

9.. lu manyiak bulu ka sikit bulu saja eh?

atiza said...

terror la lu ah beng! lu manyak makan sama itu ultraman-eyed minatang ka?
berapa hari lu rasa kembung-kembung perut?
lu mau ubat sakit perut ka?
wa ada moleh kasi lu sikit..

anisism said...

woah..sangat cemerlang, gemilang dan terbilang itu d50. banyak songeh banyak lawa. takde yang pakai *spek hitam* pegi beraya ke? *wink*

Wong Ah Beng said...

atiza.. boley boley..sini bagi!

anism.. spek itam talak size kucing :(

Desparil said...

ooii.. where got insult? animals also can wear baju la. you never watch those animal talent shows ah?

raksaksabiskut said...

Ah Beng, how much duit raya you collected this year?

Lollies said...

wah lao wei..lu kucing pun pandai tangkap itu gambar ah? wa ingat kucing tak pandai guna dia punya jali-jemali. lu kucing manyak talented.

September said...

Ooo.. patut la dia mampu pakai D50.
Dia ada banyak bulu untuk ditukar dengan itu kamera.. ahaksss..

Tahniah la ah bengg eh! :D

chevy said...

aiyak muka manyak hensem tapi itu taik mata tarak kasi bersih...

lu banyak lapat luit raya arrr ahbeng??..boley kasi wa pinjam sikit tak?? wa punyer luit arr sudah tinggal saki baki saja...b4 wa balik laya arr tayar kete wa bikin kacau laa lu taulah mau tukar itu tayar continental jugak.......nasib baiklah itu duit laya for budak kecik wa sudah asingkan awal2....aiyakkkss wa lasa arr..wa punya lambut mau gugur jugak....

nEn said...

kucin shomel,slamat ari raye...
maaf zahir batins...muahmuahh

Pink-Fins said...

Ayo ah beng ah.. selious lah.. lu manyak henskem la.. lu nguap oso lu still nampak henskem!

lu tamau itu gadis kampung ah, wa ada sini woo.. wa gadis kota... wa pon manyak tembam bukan macam itu kulus keling punya kucing..

adoi lu memang bikin hati wa go dub dab dub dab la...

Wong Ah Beng said...

desparil..haijoo wa talak bikin show..itu sarkis!

raksasabiskut.. RM20 !

lollies.. ya..dannkyu!

dewi vivi.. wa bulu boley bikin karpet jual maa...selupa itu kambing biri2..

chevy.. lu tayar tukar pun bukan hari2 maahh..hehe.. mesti tukar mentenence purposes, balu selamat sekeluarga di jalanlayaa..dont dlink and dlive!

nen.. ok..wa maafkan lu zahir/batin ;P

pink-fins.. yaa wa memang henskenm. dankyuu..sebab itu wa belani tampal gambar sini maa..jikalau wa talak henskem tamau tampal laa.. hehehe

shay said...

nice shots...
sorry aa ankel ah beng..wa choti lagi awal aa..tarak sempat latang ini web...
selamat hali laya..
mao ang pow

Inn said...

love the pics! kenot be camera biasa. oh i cant say it enough. i loveeeeee the pics!!! (and i want to get a camera like dat also la!!!)

just great. how can u be funny, talented and artistic at the same time?

Wong Ah Beng said...

shay.. tidak apa-apa. How's your laya celeblation?

inn.. Waaa lu muji-muji wa bulu ada semakin kembang juga :P

nadya said...

nicely captured...
suka itu sleepy cat yg menguap,and the over exposed 1st shot..

Wong Ah Beng said...

nadya..tankiuu..wa punya composisyin masih kulang best..sila beli tunjuk ajar sifuu..

mommy_mimi said...

wab, ensem la u punya cat. male or female? i also got one very like yours but not so persian like yours la. mine is female.

Wong Ah Beng said...

mommy_mimi.. jantina jantan..alpha male :p

mommy_mimi said...

wab, alpha male tu haper? bila lagi mau letak itu gambar cat yang hensem? tampal banyak-banyak ye biar sampai orang muntah. suka la dengan kucing. come visit www.kitten.com where you can meet more cat lovers. can gaduh some more.

mommy_mimi said...

ayooo... silap maaa... www.kitten.com.my. hehhehheh...

niese said...

haha..remember Suria Baja Hitam ek..haha..


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