I got new piccies of myself I took during raya. I look handsome. Don't believe me? Come see yourself....!
(Youuu human stoOOpid! ngeh ngeh ngehh..)
For raya I go back kampung. I met a beautiful amoi.
Here her naked piccie:
I know she likes me. Afterall, I am a mix pan-asia. Also I got the supasta look in me. But later I found out this amoi got 3 kittens oleady. Three-three are ugly. Her husband dont know where. (Her husband must be very ugly indeed)
Since she not fresh anymore, I dowan. So I dump her.
In kampung, I go hunt little jumping things. Human call those jumping things "insects". I call them fooooooooood..
U want to see little jumping things? Here I post some piccies:
His head looks like Ksatria Baja Hitam. U know, the Jepunese superhero show... (Alway riding motorbike killing bad monsters...He also got very powerful pedang..(Ehh yang lawan resaksa pakai pedang tu Ksatria Baja Hitam ke Gaban??) This thing also like to fly-fly evelywhere. Vely the hard to catch.
Look at the eyes; look like Ultraman's eye. I think Jepunese copycat their superhero from insects.
This guy is very bad. He call lots of his friends to bite me. Vely painful. I think he angry because I pee at his house.
That is his friends coming down the tree to bite me.
Ok.. Now I'm sleepy. I want to go sleep.
Sekian, dank you!
(All piccies are taken with my new camela)
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Sunday, November 06, 2005