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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Pretty Beautifo0l

Beauty.

That word is a vely beautiful word.
The meaning oso means diffelently for diffelent people.

Try ask around ,"how do you define beauty?"...and you'll get diffelent intelesting answers.

I notice aa, the beautier u are, the more brain u have. If beautiful people, they got no ploblem answering "how do you define beauty"..In fact, they like being asked questions like that. Plobably we'll get elaborated answers all the way down to how to do skin-care or which makeup is nice.. And that's still ok. They're pletty people so they can say pletty much anything they like and its acceptable.

(Even a gedik-gedik pretty girl is called "cute")

But if non-pretty peoples aa, they like to make-up stories wann. I tell yuu aahh, if ask the same question, first, they sure have to pause to think hard.. And then after thinking harder and thinking harder summore for long-long time, finally they'll say some cockup definitions like "Beauty is from within.." or "Beauty in the eyes of the beholder" or [insert other nak-sedapkan-hati-sebab-tak-cun taglines here] . Why non-pletty-girls took soo long to think of any answer, and yet give answer oso like wat only...

(And you try la to imagine an ugly girl acting gedik-gedik? Exactly.. )

Then again, they (non-pletty people) definitely has an intelesting way to explain beauty, simply becos no-brainer people like me alway limiting our definition of beauty as "Angelina Jolie, Ela Fazila, Eva Longoria...[insert other sexy babes here]"

(See? Simple! No need to think-think so hard and lonng wann)

I'm most certainly intelested in how non-pletty-girls define beauty. Are u want of them? (Dont frett too much. Nowadays, you're only ugly becos u got no money liao)

So, dont be shy-shy aa ugly people!! Gimme me your own definition of "Beauty".. Situ luangan tikus keji..

Beautifo0l people who wants to express their definition of beauty is osso welkam.

Ok! Sekian telima kasih

84 comments:

laydiefa said...

alaaa comel nya semua kucing!
i like cats!
and i heard you own a D50 too :)
hope you can share some tips and tricks.

kepala_angin said...

so are you one of the beautiful people?

Wong Ah Beng said...

laydeifa.. haih wa pun balu belaja saja.. mau belaja sama2 boley jugak...we go snap snap piccies together-gether

KA..no i'm not..wa shomel jer :B

raksaksabiskut said...

kucingpelasan+wongahbeng+inyourfacesarcasm= beeyootifull!!!!

wahkakakakak!

i love you, you nasty cat!

Miss YY said...

Waa.. manyak buluk oooo... tapi for me... itu beauty depends on how much money you have lorrrr. Kalau muka manyak hensem tapi manyak pokai wa tatak suka. Nanti keluar makan... wa jugaaaa kena bayar :-(
Same also if Angelina Jolie is a hooker kat itu Jalan Alor... pakai itu 70's punya baju kilat kilat... tatak luit punya... lu pun mesti tatak kata dia sexy lorrrr.

Leen Ash Burn said...

I not beautipul meh?

Wong Ah Beng said...

raksasabiskut.. beutifo0L is me ;P

missyy.. Sebilangan kelompok wanita memakai pakaian mahal yang lawa dan seksi tapi meleka sendili juga tidak lawa..hanya lawa itulah baju sahaja.. apa maciam?
:D

ahleen.. oo lu semestinya beutiful..Eyy itu hali lu ada masuk Malaysian's Most Beautiful, ada menang ka kalah?

Desparil said...

so, ah beng .. how do you define beauty?

Wong Ah Beng said...

desparil.. harmony of proportion

Miss YY said...

Ah bengg ahhhh... Itu pelempuan kalau keluar juta juta USD dari handbag dia... kasi sama lu... wa gelenti sama lu... lu lupa sama itu angelina jolie lorrrr :-) You kasi jilat sama itu pelempuan hali hali loooorrr.... yg masam also lasa manyak manis... yg buluk also lasa manyak manis... yg manis also lasa lagi manis... itu kolestrol lebel naik tinggi lorrrr!

chevy said...

aiyooo lagi mau tanya pasat beautipul ah...for me as long as ada olang kata wa beautipul cukuplah..so wa tahu wa mmg beautipul...keleta wa pun beautipul...lu shomel???hahahaha...cacing dalam pelut wa pun ikut kitawa...

toots said...

beauty is looking at something ugly and loving it to bits.

Wong Ah Beng said...

missYY.. hahahaha.. ewwwtifulll!!

chevy..lu talak makan ubat cacing ka?
itu pelut ternak cacing meeh?

toots..nice..nice..!

chi chi girl said...

beng aaa, kecantikan itu ialah muka yg penyek (original pediglee maa), bulu yg lebat serta sihat dan tidak ada tahi mata, hidung dan telinga...

Wong Ah Beng said...

chi-chi-girl.. oohh...itu last statement..lu bikin wa menyayat hati.. u hurt me bad :(

nEn said...

as corny as it sounds,beauty IS in the eyes of the beholder,x kire la kecantikan external or internally.klo see-or (si penengok) nengok itu see-ee(yg ditengok) itu cantik dari mata dia,maka cantik la see-ee itu.i guess dats y we,most of the time,see byk couples pakwe ensem-awek x cun and awek cun giler-pakwe muke pecah rumah at malls and etc.

i humbly admit dat im no beauty(tp x buruk ok.:p)

im not beautiful,but i sure am hot!hohohh..

chics said...

ahbeng kalau beautiful ade kutu buat apa.

make sure spray frontline okie, kalau ade kutula.lagi satu kutu yang suke lekat lekat dekat kulit tu.

tapi gigi you cantik, so bolehka kot,hehe

Wong Ah Beng said...

nen.. eyes of the beholder... tetapi aar, sekilanya si penengok itu seolang sahaja yang berkata cantik tetapi olang lain kata talak cantik, bukankah itu menipu dili sendili?

chics.. kutu? wa everly 3 months go for flee-treatment kay.. lu apamaciam? masih bugil tepi tingkap lagi aa? HeEHehhe

karamona said...

i think aa, beautiful is superficial word lah. for me, if one can me senang hati, one can make me smile ( he has to be handsome for my eyes), i think that is enough.
pedulikan orang kata tak hansome or tak beautiful.your life has nothign to do with people opinion anyway?
janji beautiful to u.
heh

9 said...

haiya, masih gaduh2 pasai itu cantiek punya isu ka? apa susah, pakai itu perngilaan matematik social formulae lu balik la.

Desparil said...

lu punya answer ah... macam non-pretty people only... hahaha

Wong Ah Beng said...

karamona.. i like your first line...bewwtiful is superficial..
i like superficial..Superficial are kewl..

9.. ini bukan gado pasal lu talak cantik maahh.. Ini adalah pelbincangan intelektual wooo..

desparel.. lu manyiak cekap punya olangg!! wa tabik luu..*kaw taw 3x*...

Pink-Fins said...

Ah beng, beauty is me.... he he he

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down
Don't you bring me down today...

No matter what we do
(no matter what we do)
No matter what we say
(no matter what we say)
We're the song inside the tune
Full of beautiful mistakes

And everywhere we go
(everywhere we go)
The sun will always shine
(sun will always shine)
And tomorrow we might wake on the other side
All the other times

Wong Ah Beng said...

pink-fins.. Lu apahat??
rendang overdose aa?

Leen Ash Burn said...

aiyer ah beng, lu telah melukakan hati kecik wanita gua. wa hor, cuba lor masuk itu malay-ren most piutiful. sekali hor, itu olang yang jaga kaunter ala malah-malah gua. Gua tanya dia lor, apa hat mau malah-malah sama gua? Gua bukan pinjam luit dia, tiu ley. Titapi lia tanya same gua balik, celemin di dalam seisi lunya sulah abis kah sampai tatak lihat itu celemin.

Gua lasa olang itu sangat keji dan bodo, Gua bukan kilija juat celemin mahhh apa hat mau tanya Gua.

lagipun gua tatak masuk masuk itu petandingan. kelana gua mau konsentret gua munye kelie. bisnis sula bagut mahhh.

euphoria said...

ahbeng ah... yg cantek itu yg slalu kita tatak dapat maah.. Wa komen sini sbb lu slalu tanye wa ate komen sini ka takte. :P

Desparil said...

tenkayu.. tenkayu.. sikit-sikit belajar sama lu jugak.. itu lu punya teori matematick... hehe..

Pink-Fins said...

hahahah itu lagu klistina agulela laaaa.. lendang overdose pon ada jugak skiiit..

Wong Ah Beng said...

ahleen.. wa kasihan sama lu laa..thsk thsk.. tidak apa..u must work harder.. no giveup!

euphoria.. lu lajin tukar2 nama aa! Almost talak kenal ;P

desparil.. bagus lu menimba ilmu peng-getahuan...

pink-fins.. sapa itu klistina agulela wa talak kenal laa.. jikalau itu Wong Ai Ling ka, Anita Mui kaa wa kenal laa dulu kecik2 sama2 main pondok2..

atiza said...

nasib baik wa beautiful so wa talak perlu kasik definition..hehe *lubang hidung sebesar terowong at KLCC car park*

beautiful bahase kucin macamana ah ahbeng?

Pojan said...

kalau org tanya saya apa itu beauty, wa tgk dulu si penanya. Andai kata si penanya mmg cantik orgnya, wa cakap la cantik itu angelina jolie, jessica alba and nicole kidman. Kalau org tanya itu tak lawa, wa cakap beauty comes from within, tengok itu hati bersih atau tidak. Wa mmg pandai jaga hati org. heheheh.

Leen Ash Burn said...

ah beng no no no plis...dont say untrue things no no.

Wong Ah Beng said...

atiza.. Lu sendili mengaku bewwtifull.. sememangnya lu mempunyai keyakinan dili sendili yang kental.. I like you! teluskan belusaha sehingga beljaya.

pojan.. Lu punya jawapan manyiak bagus dan penuh dengan hemat budi pekerti mulia. Waaaa lasspekk sama luuuu!!

AhLeen.. Wa tauu lu lendah dili punya olang tamau masuk itu pertandingan sebab kasik can sama olang lain menang..lu hati mulia jugak..

Ely said...

its hard to find a truly beautiful person. most of the time, beautiful inside but not so beautiful outside and vice versa...camner tuh?

Wong Ah Beng said...

ely.. ok wattt like dat...if both inside outside oso not beautiful, then how? laaagi siao woo..

anisism said...

yang lawa (or perasan lawa for that matter) adalah mereka yang di dalam pertandingan Malaysia's Most BeautiFool itu.

sekian terima kasih.

Wong Ah Beng said...

Lagi baguih jikalau meleka bikin celita Malaysian Most Pitiful..lebih menalik!

chi chi girl said...

beng aaa..manyiak sorri aa kerana statement tersebut..lain kali mau kasi ingat lu punya maid itu supaya sapu lu punya mata, hidung dan telinga secukupnya.. sori aa pus pus..meow meow

pojan said...

smalam wa tgk itu malaysia's most beautiful wa rasa banyak bimbo la. hahah. Diva-like pon ada. Rupa semua kurang la. tak ada yang super duper cun. Tapi itu pertandingan mau beautiful inside and outside kan? Wa heran ada satu peserta itu masuk, wa rasa nama dia melissa ong. Balik balik cakap, she's in for the cash, CASH CASH CASH. Manyak materialistik oo. Awal2 sudah fail itu part beautiful from inside. Apa macam diorg pilih org masuk aa?

atasya said...

malaysia most beautiful? program reality baru eh? alamak..lugi maa tak dpt tgk!..boleh tgk org lawa dan yg perasan lawa hehehe

here in australia..they got this reality program called "australian princess"...the winner will be selected by their good manners

anyway, for me....beauty is an attraction...

Zed said...

beuty + fool = easy
beuty + smart = money
hmmm...

Zed said...

and i can't spell beauty! heh heh...

Wong Ah Beng said...

chiChigirl.. Ok sempena ini musim laya wa maafkan lu... :B

pojan..Pemenang akan membawa pulang condo berharga RM240000, set balangan kemas worth Rm100000 dan cash RM10000.. Jika itu semua cakap they're in for somthing else, wa lasa tipu laa.. Itu melissa ong sekulang-kulangnya talak tipu olang dia masuk sebab mau uwangg cakap depan2..hehe

atasya.. wa lagi suka tengok olang pelasan lawa dalipada olang yg lawa..sebab meleka ada gaya-gaya tersendili yang boleh mencuit hati.. >:)

Zed bewwwti-fool-ly said! Wel..dan!

******

Tapi wa konppiuss itu reality show laa. Meleka mau carik amoi bewwtiful outside and inside..tetapi tiada bukak baju kasik tunjuk inside pun..manyiak tipoo laa itu show. haijoo buang masa saja..

Desparil said...

ah beng,

wa stuju sama lu.. kalau mau carik beautiful inside sama outside.. mesti tunjuk inside sama outside.. baru adil lor..

Lollies said...

lu kucing sexylah. Sexy is beautiful to me

Wong Ah Beng said...

desparil is pretty despa-rate huh? haha :D

lolliee..uh la laa!!

pojan said...

aiyaaa..honest or not, still wa tak suka la itu pompuan balik balik cakap cash, cash. wa tak tau kenapa.

trueblue said...

I don't care what other people say..as long as I think I'm beautiful..Heeheehee..

Wong Ah Beng said...

pojan..wa lasa lu dulu punya awek ada mintak manyiak balang sama lu laa..bad expelience eh?

trublue.. oo u remind me of someone..u go girl!!

anisism said...

i wish i can be in your shoes. or at your paw. whatever. coz i really think you're beautiful. really.

flash that dazzling smile~

hartini said...

pening aku baca bahasa ah beng *hahahaa*

but the kucing is still adorable... :D

RojakBuah said...

beitiful=bini & anak2 gua...

Wong Ah Beng said...

anisism.. If i'm no beautiful, you wont be here right? Uhh! Uhh..! *dazzled by your dazzling smile*

hartini..I think aa..Your drawing is more adorable.. You draw nice assets :D

rojakbuah.. Itu jawapan standard answer maa.. Wa belum penah jumpa lagi olang kata family meleka talak beutifull...hehe

Desparil said...

hahaha... tunaseng lu ah beng.. kalau wa desparate ah.. lu pun sama lor..

Wong Ah Beng said...

desparil.. Tak samaa...wa kucing, lu tikus keji..Hahaha..

pinky angel said...

i'm pretty beautiful
yahh..yahh..no need 2 say it lah.
i know oleady..hhehehe..

anisism said...

exactly ah beng!! i'm shortlisted maaannn!!! u can see the lurvely ppl in silence or not?

Vlad said...

I think there's no definition for beauty. There's only definition for choice when it comes to this.

Or try asking again when I'm sober.

Wong Ah Beng said...

pinky angel.. you're a pretty bewwtiful pink colored angel..

anisism.. I'm in silencism myself..

vlad.. True...truee...when anyone's not sober, ugly ahsoh oso can be defined as a choice.. :D

Inn said...

harmony of proportion - i like that.

hitam itu menawan - someone dark skin like me always have to say that when kena teased. hehe. oh well, the media constantly shout being fair is beautiful.

nadya said...

banyaknyer tikuss...

cat, kalau lu tangkap semua tikus2 ni, boleh buat tikus masak kicap, masak berlada.goreng haliaa... mannyak kenyang woo..velaiati dishes mehh..

gulau2 sajer ha.. hv a nice day,peeps!!

Wong Ah Beng said...

inn.. Skin color is preference only..Jikalau kulit gelap, itu Tyra Bank pun boleh jadik supermodel juga.. Janji ada itu Harmony Of Proportion :D

nadya.. Wa mau bikin soup ekor tikuih!

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

beautiful = me. enough said. semuorang yg lain hudoh nak mati.

Wong Ah Beng said...

babe.. wallau wehh.. saiko-babe laa lu..hahaha

Desparil said...

lain species tapi sama-sama desperados.. hahaha..

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

ah beng, i know you missed me. saiko gua camne pun, gua tetap beautiful.

damn, mengapakah cuti ku sudah berakhir?

Wong Ah Beng said...

desparil.. Desparate ka? haa sini mari-> http://www.anzwers.net/hot/hentai/347.html

Hentaiiii!


babe.. kitorang, kalau cuti dah habis, boleh ambik extension. It's called MC leave.

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

i still have 18 days of MC to exploit. *sigh*

Desparil said...

ah beng,

hentai ah? prefer real people ler..


babe,

i thought you cuti til christmas?

i hate stupid smart aleck said...

leng chai...

its eva longoLia..

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

desparil - cuti till xmas is an exaggeration coined by cik diva leen ashburn in her attempt to kutuk my tendency in mengambil cuti panjang. but xmas i will cuti somemore, so's during new year, raya aji and CNY.

banyaknya cuti saya. but it's okay. beautiful person like me can afford to take long leave frequently.

Wong Ah Beng said...

babe.. Aside from MC leaves.. I oso have "meeting with client/vendors" leaves. No limit. Can claim milage summore :)

desparil.. hentai animes are better. The "Harmony of Proportion" principle is highly applied in animes.. Animes are kewl.. :D~~

I-HateStoopidSmartAleck.. Dankyou for correct..i mean...collecting me. I sometimes froggotful wann..

Babe.. you sure u bewtiful aa?? havent seen you in Malay-ren Most Bewtiful oso??

Vlad said...

Choto matte kudasai.

Only in Hentai, many Japanese can give their fantasy a life.

So desparil, real people is only what you physically like. But your neurons wanted more, so hentai is the answer.

Wong Ah Beng said...

vlad...I couldnt word it any better.

(...Urotsukodoji, Legend of Overfiend anyone?...)

Desparil said...

Urotsukodoji? damn, still remember first time i saw it.. was i ever so innocent? mwahahaha..

err.. you got the dvd ah ah beng-san? can pinjam or not?

harmony of proportion? apa itu? story a bit la..

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

wong ah beng - you will never ever see me parading my beauty in such a cheap manner for some commercial gains like those in that malaysiawhatchawanttochalititon. in fact, all the while when my image was captured on tv, i never did get to see them. that's how modest i am.

but then, korang apa tau? korang orang hudoh gila, perasan cantik ...

kepala_angin said...

babe - hhehe, you read my mind.. ah how i miss you, you beautiful people.

jom makan2.

Wong Ah Beng said...

desparil.. Go download laa..Sharing is caring...p2p rules!!

babe.. bewwty is outside and inside mahh.. bewwtiful but monkey blain oso no point :D

KA.. *middle finger*

shell said...

beauty is skin deep kononnn..

ptuii laa..

beauty is outside. and outside only. either one is born or one can change to be beautiful if they have tons of cash.

so therefore, beauty for me is having money...

*giler materialistic aku nihh..*

Wong Ah Beng said...

shell..ahah...itu sulah ada scientific lesearch artikel social formulae.. bytheway lu dulu mrsm ka belaja?

shell said...

beng,

wa sekolah pondok only. Definitely bukan product MRSM.

aiyaa.. how could i forget.. lu punya research.

Kesimpulan yang wa ingin buat ialah beautiful == rambut berkilat, mata cantik, hidung tak kembang, ada cheek bone.. dan semua superficial identity di dunia ini.

Desparil said...

wa punya opit manyak kejii.. sudah block itu p2p.. tunaseng.. mau download lagu pun tak boleh wor..

Wong Ah Beng said...

shell..hakhak beauty=superficiality

desparil.. lu opis memang keji.. p2p adalah nilai2 murni kongzhi2 barang..sharing is caring...lu punya boss talak tau ka?

Anonymous said...

beauty.
am i spell dat word rite?
hehe..saje je..


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