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Thursday, June 22, 2006

Social Remedy

"Sexual orientation is the focus of
a person's amorous or erotic desires,
fantasies, and feelings, the gender(s) one
is primarily "oriented" towards.
The alternative terms sexual preference
and sexual inclination have similar
meanings. Clinicians and those who
believe sexuality is more predetermined
tend to use the former term,
those believing sexuality is more
fluid and reflects preference
and choice, the latter terms"


In this world is lot of weird people with weird hobby. Some of the hobby is homosexual/gay, lesbianism (dont konfuse with anisism people!), bisexual, ahkua, pengkid and others.

Gay/homosexual is a guy who like to couple with another guy. Long time ago, it is very easy to spot a homosexual. Usually that guy is something like sotong. Very aww-aww wann. But now is very hard oready. U look at a macho and hensem guy, and he could be gay, and no one realise oso.

Bisexual, refer to a person who dont mind to couple with a guy or a women. I not sure oso if they mind coupling with pondans.. Maybe trisexual if there is such word.

Gay/Lesbianism (not anisism) is women who like to have sex with another women. They use their fingers to satisfy each other.

Pengkid is girl who trying too hard to act, talk, and dress like a guy. They can be found in futsal area because they like to play futsal. Maybe bekos they dun have balls, so they feel the need to play futsal balls.. But u can be suprise aaa..these pengkid can tekel gorjes babe who most probably could be lesbianism.

But frankly speaking aa, i dun like all these weird2 hobby because to me it is weird and not natural. For one, I dun like a gay guy to touching my butt. (But then aa, somehow i dun mind lesbianism in action. This can go. But others kenot go wann..)

Anyway, I was thinking hard the other day on how to solve these weird social hobby. And I feel my idea might work. Let me share my ideas with you people aaa..

First of all, lemember this formula: GUY + GIRL = NORMAL

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Remedy #1: HOMOSEXUAL (GUY) + GAY PENGKID (GIRL) = NORMAL
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Now, if you is a gay guy (homosexual), try to find a gay pengkid to be your partner. This is bekos you are a gay guy who like to kapel with another guy. And a pengkid (theorically speaking) is a guy. But in actuality, a pengkid is really a girl! (If dun believe me go check inside a pengkid pants see got litle brother or nor) Soo aaa, this way...you can practice your homosexuality hobby without feeling weird anymore.

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Remedy #2: LESBIAN (GIRL) + SOTONG (GUY) = NORMAL
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
If you a lesbianism girl, try to find a sotong guy. This is bekos a sotong guy is (theorically speaking) a women trapped in a man's body. So not only you can prektis you lesbianism hobby with another(theorically speaking) girl, but you also dun have to use fingers anymore maahh..!

Remedy #1 and remedy#2 can solve lots of your ploblem becos at the end of the day, u can still marry each other. Your parents oso at least dont feel malu with you anymore bekos u marry the opposite sex and.. As long your hobby can fit into the formula GUY + GIRL = NORMAL , then u are fine in this society.

That's all for now..Dank you!

30 comments:

Shaheeran said...

Hahahahahaha... Kelakar giler lah! Kudos to you Ah Beng : )

Dame RoSse said...

muahahaha...
formulae ala-ala einsten.

Freak & Geek said...

gila besh pormula nih!

nyeh..nyeh..nyeh..

Lizzam said...

i think ur a trisexual...sebab kucing pun lu layan...orang pun lu layan...kalau lu suka pokok bole panggil lu quadsexual...kalau lu suka sama keleta bole tamba pentasexual, kalau lu stim tgk alien dlm star trek bole kasu heksaseksual...

paling hebat...kalau lu suma pun bole jalan...maka lu infinisexual...wa...wa tabik sama lu...sama tiket komuter pun bole loo..

RaNdoMHEarTsOfArMylla said...

i have a confession to make...
i'm a real life lesbian
my girlfriend is pinky angel...
wanna hook(er) up?

Mr & Mrs |mran said...

u made me laugh la kucing..:p

suria said...

you theory is excellent! =D

booGie said...

Aku pun suka itu lesbianisme. Kalau ia membabitkan aku bermakna ia menjadi 3 cara.
Anda paham? ;)

kepala_angin said...

why don't you like another guy to cup your butt, isn't that a show of brotherhood?

anisism said...

HOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tapi aiman tak kisah..

hana kirana said...

Brilliant!

Paling malang, ramai mamat hensem pada hari ini adelah gay. sungguh sia-sia. haihhh

Ratu Kuprum said...

Beng arrr, how about a lesbian trapped in a man's body haaa?

Will that "straighten" up things?

outkhai said...

am a gay.

ti.e.na said...

explain why does it feel ok to watch 'the L word' but cringe when watching 'queer as folk'?

Wong Ah Beng said...

shaheeran..
kudisss..kudiss :>

damerossa..
einstein pun talak buleh lawan woo :p

freakgeak..
mengenyeh ek?

lizzam..
hehe...lu apa? lesbian ek? hehehe

Wong Ah Beng said...

landomhatsofamila..
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... *nod*

mrmrsimran..
laughter good medicinee.. :)

suria..
dankyuu..But teory only..dunno can work in practical real life application or not woo :/

boogie..
threesome? ke tiresome? hehehe

KA..
if thats the casethen i'ld rather go join any sisterhood.. :>

Wong Ah Beng said...

anisism..
aiman budak baik..talak kisahh punyerr... :o

hanakilana..
gay jua bemaksud gembila.. mungkin meleka adalah lelaki2 hensem yg gumbila :?

ratu_kumprum..
wahlauu..lu telah menjumpai social remedy #3!! syabasss..:P

outkhai..
gay happy ka gay gumbila?

ti.e.na
bekos watching one naked girl is wow.. but if two girls? dabel whammy bebeh..hohoho :>

Ayaq masak said...

Ahahaha bijak bijak. Betui la Beng, today gay ppl pun suma hot guys. Oh tidaaak.

You straight ka Beng? Takde senget benget ker? Wahaha.

mobilemom said...

Kau keji beng!! Aku gi sekolah yang ada ramai pengkid. Masa kat US, housemate aku lesbo!!

Keji la kau!! Sapa lah aku!! :P

Wong Ah Beng said...

ayaq masaq..
wa adalah konfirm stret..wa talak suka main montot :)

nubilemom..
adakah ini belmakna lu jua seolang pengkin yang lesbo? ho ho :>

Panglima said...

ah beng aaa... kalau itu pengkid girl kasi campur sama itu sotong guy aa.. apa macam jadi? sapa muleh jadi husband.. sapa jadi itu wife?

nanti sanding atas pelamin ooo.. sapa kasi pakai itu tengkolok.. sapa kasi pakai itu kebaya..? ini maciam itu julu nikah muleh kasi konfius lor...

Ayaq masak said...

Wey Beng, suma coolest blogs pun linked to YOUR blog. Apesal....

Wong Ah Beng said...

pang5..
itu adalah namanya queen..err..king kontrol.. :>

ayaq masaq..
apesal apa? tiada undang2 pun mengatakan talak boleh link blog sendili jua?

mobilemom said...

Hoiii lu tengok gua ala rupa lesbo ahh?? ho ho ho!!

I lurus macam kayu ok!! :P

anisism said...

do you have a fav handbag?

chics@get-pretty! said...

tsk.. i can be lesbian but i kenot go woth sotong guy.

i am lesbian with a peng kid prangai but no laa i dun pretend like i have balls one you know.i can fren fren with gay oso but they dont wan to fren fren me.

so how lorr?

cepol said...

Kucing pun ada gay dan pengkid ke?

Ayaq masak said...

Haha apa la lu beng. Suka hati lu la asal lu bahagia.

Wong Ah Beng said...

nubilemom..
do you? huhuhuuuu.. :o

anisism..
ada..brand David Hasslehoff..nak? >:>

insane.i.am..
hehehe..lu boleh tolong tuka avatar gamba lu tak? very the horror ok.. lu lesbian pun wa talak sanggup lihat laa sebab horror..ok! :p

cepol..
Ada kot :?

ayaq masaq..
oo denkiuu..wa pun belhalap lu bahagia jua..

akaichou said...

of course youre straight if youre a guy,n you like lesbos do d 'action'.. and its the same with d other sex.but if youre a guy who loves watching guys get together,then something is really wrong with you.which applies to females too.

dont get me wrong,i dont mind my gay friends getting touchy-feely in front of me.heck,i aint straight myself XD but honestly,your theory is easier said than done.but then again, everything is.


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