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Saturday, January 21, 2006

Of Caps and Comics

TODAY I WANT TO BLOG IN CAPSLOCK LETTERS. THIS IS WHAT I THINK PEOPLE THINK WHEN SOMEONE WRITES IN CAPITAL LETTERS:


PEOPLE WILL THINK YOUR ARE SCREAMING

LISTEN! RIGHT NOW I'M SCREAMING OK.. SCREAAAAAMINGGGG. (YOUR BRAIN MUST BE VERY THE POWDERFUL BEKOS CAN HEAR MY VOICE INTONATION WHEN READING MY TEXT AND INTERPRET IT AS SCREAMMMING. SO POWAHHH...) ACTUALLY WHEN TYPING THIS ARR, I'M NO SCREAM AT ALL. I SIMPLY TYPE-TYPE SOFTLY WANN..SO IF U THINK I'M SCREAMING THEN SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH YOUR BLAIN LOR.


CAPITAL LETTERS ALSO SHOWS THAT YOU ARE ANGRY

WHEN I TYPING THIS BLOG ARR, I FEEL BIASA ONLY. NO ANGER AT ALL. IF AAR,I'M REALLY ANGRY, I DONT HAVE TO WRITE IN CAPS LETTER. I JUST WRITE LIKE THIS:

"You dumb fark! Stupid asshole!!!"

SEE? DUN HAVE TO CAPS LOCK OSO CAN ANGER PEOPLE MAAH.. DONT WORRY.. THAT IS JUST EXAMPLE. I'M NO ANGRY AT ALL. LIKE I SAID,I DUN HAVE TO ON CAPS LOCK TO SHOW I'M ANGRY.


CAPITAL LETTERED TEXT MEANS U ARE RUDE

AGAIN, I DON UNDERSTAND WHY. I OSO NOT A RUDE PERSON (LITTLE BIT RUDE ONLY. BUT THAT IS BEKOS I'M AN AHBENG SO I'M ALLOWED TO BE RUDE A BIT) I THINK AAR, PEOPLE WHO TYPE USING THE "COMIC SAN" FONT IS MORE RUDER BEKOS I DUN LIKE COMIC SAN FONTS. THAT COMIC SAN FONT IS UGLY.


YOUR BLAIN WILL READ CAPSLOCK WITH DIFFERENT INTONATION

SAME MESSAGE BUT DIFFERENT INTONATION, AND THUS DIFFERENT "IMPACT" ON PEOPLE.

EXAMPLE #1: "kau nih bangang la.."
EXAMPLE #2: "KAU NIH BANGANG LA.."

SEE? EXAMPLE #2 HAS MORE IMPACT THEN EXAMPLE #1. TRY DO BOTH THE EXAMPLE TO YOUR BF OR GF SEE WHICH ONE THEY PREFER...


YOU MUST SAY SORRY WHEN TYPING CAPSLOCK

ALSO ARR, WHEN CHATTING, IF PEOPLE SEND MESSAGE IN CAPS LOCK, THEY QUICKLY SAID " Ooops! Sorry. Tertekan capslock pulak"

I DUN UNDERSTAND WHY HAVE TO SAY SORRY. MAYBE THERE IS SOME UNWRITTEN RULES SOMEWHERE THAT SAYS "thou must not type in capslock". BUT IF MY KEBOD CAPSLOCK/SHIFT BUTTON ROSAK, THEN HOW? "UHH SORRY MY CAPSLOCK ROSAK. SO I HAVE TO CAPSLETTERS MY TEXT. BUT I'M NOT ANGRY, OR RUDE, OR SCREAMING ..." HAVE TO EXPLAIN LIKE THAT AAH??

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ok.. i tired typing in caps lock already. my eyes oso sakit oleady.. now i'll try to do the reverse. (notice aa, this time i extra polite for not using capital letters at all)

right now, i'm thinking.. if writing in capslock is considered rude and angry, then why must we write in capslock when we want to fill our tax form, registration form, credit card application form etc etc.. ?

anyway, moral of my blog today ->
i hate filling in lengthy forms.

sekian, telima kasey

92 comments:

mobilemom said...

Yah!! first one to comment!!

What forms? BORANG TEMUDUGA NAK KAWIN KER?????

Lizzam said...

mesti borang nak kena neuter. maklumlah..musim mengawan. ramai lak awek2 yang singgah kat sini. "ibu bergerak" (mobilemom) pun ada...

abihla lepas kena neuter...tayar beskal pun jadi....

ahbeng, what's more misunderstood than writing in CAPS LOCK mode and comic sans font? writing in WEBDINGS...cuba la for ur next post.. mesti ramai yg komen "%&#$^#) punya ahbeng!"

next time, write in jawi, or katakana, or hiragana, or chinese letters...no caps lock one....

Cik Puan Muda Stress said...

moral of the story?
cerita beng2 pernah ada moral ke?
ke? ke?

Desparil said...

BENG,

WAT TOK U? THIS YEAR GOT GIVE ANGPOW OR NOT?

anisism said...

WHAT THE FARK IS THIS ALL ABOUT?!?!?!

*u should also blog about the usage of excessive ? and !*





and no, i oso no screaming nor angry. denkiu.

zuhri said...

beng, aku tak paham sangat la entry ni. too deep, indeed, the stuff is too deep for me

may said...

ahbeng ah, why are u screaming?? dun lah so angry! *tutup telinga*

RaNdoMHEarTsOfArMylla said...

haha..sangat butul...banyak kali kene marah because i tertekan caps...and forgot to turn it back off....
kecoh betul...
they say it's annoying...

wait till you see mixed letters..

ConTohNye BEgInI laH Kan....ThE ExPresSion ThaT PeoPle HaVe On YoU Is YoU TaRaK KiRiJa Ka MaU TyPe SaMBiL SeLanG-SeLAnG MeNeKaN ShiFt...SoME PeOplE ThiNkS IT LoOkS CHeRIa!....AiYo...TuLiS Ini BaNyAk PUn SUdah MAkAn mAsA Lima MiNit Dan LagI Wa PUnya JarI SuDAh LEnGuh...TeTapi Bagi SeSiapA Yang SedIkit BijAk..aKan TulIS DalAm WORD
BolEh Buat SettInG UnTuk Mix KaN LeTtErs...tApi mEreKa juGa AgaK BolOH KeRanA TambaH KEreJa MEnGopY Dan MEnGepeS Kat BloG PulE...

aduh..letih...sengal..

cikPijah said...

**tgh imagine camner si ahBeng ni pegang pen eh? which leg la u use?

ailin...in aalborg said...

SAKIT BETUL MATA AKU!

Wong Ah Beng said...

nubilemom..
yaa first to komen..cong-rat-s..
what form? form 4 :p

lizzam..
hahaha..webding..gud idea! :p

cik puan muda stress..
cerita wa semua ada moral...hanya meleka yang iq tinggi sahaja boleh baca moral ;D

desparil..
dun scream laa hoih.. :/

Wong Ah Beng said...

anisism..
lanji...eehh..ooo sib baik lu cakap lu tak screaming nor anger...wa ingat lu menjerit tadik :p

zuhri..
wa merapu..tak perlu paham..hehe :>

may..
blain so powderfull...huhuh :/

landomhatfamila..
woo mixed letters adalah yang terkeji.. :<

cikpijah..
wa pakai mulut :)

ailin..
tutup mata! :B

Anonymous said...

Kadang2 aku rasa meluat gila baca post2 kamu ni Hamid.

gomendasai said...

Aik kenapa keluar anonymous? It was me la.

jasmine79 said...

this is a totally mind boggling entry..only those with highly intellectual discourse are able to decipher the true meaning behind all the capslock...mind you, me only sekolah pondok one.

p/s: cat can scream meh?? manyaaak siaaooo...

fara said...

an intelligent discourse on er, mgisi form.

kucing gilo...

toughcookie said...

aiyoh, ah beng... so pangjang ah your story only to say you hate to fill in lengthy forms ;P

Apple Pie said...

u make me dizzy ler reading ur entry in caps lock.

anisism said...

aku arini baik hati nak upkan daripada 20sen, bagi ko 2 hinggit.

bertique said...

i oso dun like isi form, dah la kotak tuh kecik2, tulisan aku beso .. sakit hati betul.

Sarclover said...

you miss one:

AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

does not only mean you are shouting in annoyance... but it could also mean that you are getting an orgasm.. tq..

;)

Anonymous said...

aiya ahbeng lu out of idea ka??
lu citer la pasal rokawa kaede ka, wa ka...hehe..

tp rr ahbeng wa mau tnya lu rr,
kalo caps lock itu show lu tgh screaming...
huluf kecik lu polite,
kalo itu huluf kejap kecik kejap caps lock...olang itu tgh apa rr?

dtg bulan arr???

=> wa adala hanamichi..keke..

nadya said...

hahahhahahaa! kau nih BEST la beng!!! delicious.. mcm doctor house.

Erra said...

ah beng

i always write like this; meaning i very nice and polite eh?

Butterflyn said...

Beng,
TYCLO! (Turn Your Caps Lock Off)

-azie- said...

heh bagus punya observation lah beng, esp pasal isi2 form tu. aku suka isi form caps lock and pakai pen itam. tu camana analisis tuh?

pinky angel said...

wa sudah penin kepala mau kasi komen. caps lock sgt menyakitkan mata sbb susah mau cam perkataan.Semua sama besar. wa lasa spt kanak2 yg baru pandai mengeja. Kene tgk 1-1 huruf maah...

lu keji, menyusahkan olang saja..hahaha

la femme écrivain said...

bengbeng..if caps lock means shouting then why do we have this (!) ?

like if i capslock and add (!),means im super duper incredible hulk angry?

Wong Ah Beng said...

anony: gomendasai..
who is hamid? meluat2 pun lu baca jugak..hahaha :p

justmine69..
if a cat can boggles your mind, says a lot oready.. hahahahhahaha :D

fara..
lu kulang sopan! talak baik cakap olang lain gila. :/

tuffcookies..
biasa laa pusing2 mau bikin celita maa :>

Wong Ah Beng said...

applepie..
guudd..i was expecting that result from my readers for this posting:>

anisism...
dankyuu.. jikalau 20sen sekalang mau masuk tandas awam pun talak lepas woo..hehe
:>

bertik..
haa yupp..betull..mau jimat kertas kasik bikin kotak kecik2..siao woo.. :/

sarclover..
AAAHHHHHHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHHHHHH *multiple* haha :P

Wong Ah Beng said...

anony:hanamichi..
besar kecik besar kecik adalah menunjukkan masalah mental..heh :)

nadya..
huhuhu..dr.house lebih pedasss! :>

erra..
yup..u are very the polite. :)

butterflyn..
turn off oready laa.. :/

Wong Ah Beng said...

azie..
itu laa..talak baik..nanti olang ingat lu malah sama diorang ;D

kinky angel..
besar besar laaa baguss. lu suka besar2 kan? senang untuk ..err.. dilihat! :)

la femme..
itu lambang (!) adalah untuk menunjukkan pelasaan excited..
if capslok+ (!) means u r one angly hulk..yup.. :)

WLady said...

byk suka ini post. saya mmg byk suka baca benda² yg kasik otak saya byk fikir. saya mmg suka fikir punya orang. lagi byk konflik lagi saya suka. lagi byk pandai saya dapat. perbanyakkan lagi ini macam punya penulisan, saya byk happy mo baca.. owh.. owh.. saya juga benci borang panjang!

Desparil said...

aisey.. sori.. sori.. so, ada give angpow ka ini tahun?

Wong Ah Beng said...

wlady..
semuga otak lu lebih cemerlang dengan pembacaan penulisan yg menduga akal fikilan :)

desparil..
angpao aa? wa lebih suka menelima angpao dalipada memberi angpaoo.. hehe :>

chics said...

I think we use caps lock to fill out form because the people who layan us are rude so nak jadi rude balik bolehla caps lock. especially kalau government but for credit card application I still use small caps.

I aleays use small caps which make me wanita bersopan-santun.hehe

trueblue said...

Ah Beng,
How do you get to be so creative and come up with all these funny observations la? Must teach me..

STeLLaR said...

I used to lurrrve using comic sans font when I was schooling. tapi dah tua ni, menyampah plak kat CS.

Still I dun think those who use CS rude...

toooots_pun_boleh said...

dua tiga kucing berlari,
mana nak sama si ah beng sorang.

berlalu sudah 2, 3 hari,
kenapa blog takde update bang?

kimi azhan said...

Beng,

All the assumptions rgd why people write in capital letters will only become true when:
1. people reading the text are very stressful
2. people rading the text are emotionally depressed/ disturbed
3. when they have ill-feelings towards the writer (kalau letak "without prejudice" pun tak jalan)
4. mereka saja-saja "mereka2" mood of the writer when they were writing...

Hmmm.. penat la Beng... penat membaca penat memikir.. kena pegi holiday la pulak...

Wong Ah Beng said...

chics..
U can use capslock when screaming my name, I dun mind.. muahss..muahss!
:p

trueblue..
u must be an ahbeng first... Start with your car.. So how? :>

stellar..
If u dun like people to spit at you and i spit at you, would u consider me rude? right or not? Same here, I dun like comic san so ppl who use CS are rude :B

toots..
Takde masa laa (Saje malas sebenarnya).. I have a real life with a real job too u know.. HaAHaha :p


kimmy azhan..
your reasoning #1 - #4 tuh semuanya adalah berkaitan perasaan dan taraf stability emosional seseorang itu jua... hehe Lu mau mana pergi holiday? :/

Desparil said...

itu wa tau.. tapi ah.. wa belum qualify mau bagi itu angpau.. hanya qualify mau minta saja.. itu pasat wa minta sama lu... ok ka?

9 said...

kalau lu punya keybod losak, lu pinjam lakan lu punya keybod la. apa susah.

kalau lia tamau pinjam, lu pukul lia lengan lu punya kasut.

hahahaha

chics said...

like i said, i dun scream..i just moan..

RaNdoMHEarTsOfArMylla said...

ERMM CUTI :)

Wong Ah Beng said...

desparil..
wa hanyalah seolang vcd peddler yg talak banyiak wang lu lagi mau pow wa ka..haijoo lu keji! :<

9..
jikalau wa pinjam kebod dia, apamaciam dia mau taip pulak? silap halilbulan wa yg kena pukul :/

chics..
then I wish you're a high-revving engine so i can rev you up all day long just to hear your engine note moaning louder and louder..
vtec rules bebeh.. :)

landomhatsoffamila..
cuti? gong xi fa chai ka? mau angpow! :p

goodday minuman oran said...

Knock-knock.. good day,

Tidak ada peraturan bertulis yang melarang sesiapa menggunakan ‘all upper case’ dalam e-mail. Penggunaannya di dalam komunikasi normal menerusi internet bagaimanapun dianggap sebagai menjerit atau menengking.

(Di dalam permainan bolasepak, juga tidak ada peraturan bertulis menyatakan sekiranya bola dikeluarkan dengan sengaja daripada kawasan permainan disebabkan berlaku kecederaan pemain di dalam padang, maka pasukan yang melakukan lontaran ke dalam harus mengembalikan bola kepada pasukan lawan).

Peraturan tidak bertulis mengenai penggunaan 'upper case' tersebut bagaimanapun hanya terhad kepada komunikasi pengguna normal di dalam dunia internet sahaja. Oleh itu ianya tidak ada perkaitan dengan pengisian borang cukai pendapatan, pendaftaran kad kredit, borang penceraian dan sebagainya.

And, well done, dude. Very interesting note about that 'ugly' comic sans font. Finally someone had mentioned it.

Timakasih.

Leilanie said...

WAH.
You're lazy to fill up lengthy forms but very rajin to fill up the entire page of your blog.
:)
Very good; very good.
I like you a lot - oledi.

anisism said...

aku rasa cam nak hentak jek kepala ko ngan si chics nih. heh.

RaNdoMHEarTsOfArMylla said...

red pocket?..come and get it

la femme écrivain said...

lu raya mana bengbeng?
lu gong xi ka?

Desparil said...

lu tamau tipu la.. vcd peddler adalah satu pekerjaan yang paling lumayan.. tapa, wa tanya saja..

err.. limau ada?

9 said...

anis:
hentak kepala ah beng aje la. jgn cederakan chics ku...

=p

Wong Ah Beng said...

goodday minum olen..
telima kasey atas penjelasan lu yang panjang dan lebar. Ya mali kita tumbuk meleka2 yg memakai font comic san tersebut.. :)

leilanie..
Ya lorr..u notice aa...lespekk! hahha

anisism..
haiyoohhh Wa talak kacau lu punnn...jangan malah2.. kasik can laa.. :B

landomhatsofamila..
how thick the red pocket? :>

la femme ekriven..
jikalau wa mau laya lumah lu boleh dapat angpao tak? :D

desparil..
itu lumayan taukey sahaja..wa balachi cume angkat komisyien mahh. :B

9..
oii go get your own chicken laa..
>:

kepala_angin said...

ei, i like comic sans ms. i think it is cute.

so, are you gonna punch me now?? *berani ke?

RaNdoMHEarTsOfArMylla said...

as thick as the amount of money in my bank account....guess how much it is worth?

chics said...

anis, bunny..nanti i bagi kasih dan perhatian i dekat u plak kyy?mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hahahaha

PiNaT said...

tapi kan ah beng, apa pasal lak kalau isik borang orang suh isik dengan HURUF BESAR ha? lu leh jawab ka?

Erra said...

ah beng

sila jenguk gambar kucing angkasawan "slim" di blog saya.

sekian, terima kasih.

la femme écrivain said...

dapat.tapi angpow wa consists of xoxoxox je.lu mau kaa?

Wong Ah Beng said...

kepala angin..
punch you?? naaahhh..i got other better plans for you..Hmmmm >:)

landomhatsofamila..
enough for you to retire early tak?

chics..
in the meantime, u can put anis aside and focus your attention on me kay? I got a few jedi moves with my light sabers i bet you'll like :p

pinat..
wa talak boleh jawab..itu pasal wa blog about it..:)

erra..
wallau weh lawa itu jump-in-the-act pic!! :)

la femme..
boley juga.. i like xoxoxo...ngiauu ngiauuu.. @

anisism said...

ko tak kaco aku ko kata??????

biar benar ko nih!

chics said...

light saber..i liikeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wong Ah Beng said...

chics..
so...do you have the time? becos.. I have the energy.. :)

anisism said...

haih saiko nyer korank dua nih!

Diran Kesuma said...

beng... what is the difference between:

lanjiaooo! and LANJIAOOO! ?

Wong Ah Beng said...

anisism..
saikoism in progress :)

dilan kesumat..
lanjiaoo <-- keji
LANJIAOO <-- extra keji
:>

red.blooded.woman said...

ah beng, lu and chics aa kasik gua stim lu tau ka. manyak keji la.

lagi satu pada pendapatan saya, capslock aaa menyakitkan mata sahaja tp mereka tidak mahu menggunakan ayat menyakitkan mata kerana panjang. jadi bila org tanya kenapa tidak buleh ha, mereka jawab, veli rude lor. npk perbezaannya?

saikomom said...

saiko rules!

pinky angel said...

ab beng, lu manyiak glemer..
ada org add wa dlm YM lps baca u punya blog.dia dpt link blog lu pun dr forwarded email kwn dia bg.

Manyiak hebat lu!! Muaaahhhssss..muahhhsss....wa manyiak syg lu.hehe..
(sbb naikkan saham wa skali)hahaha

RaNdoMHEarTsOfArMylla said...

enough for me to not even start working?...hehehe i wish

Wong Ah Beng said...

red.blood.women..
yaa luangan tikus keji jua adalah luangan porn... talak porn talak keji maa...:D
neway pendapatan lu adalah bernas jua..:)

saikomom..
saiko ruless...ahbeng rulerrsss!! :>

kinkyangel..
hahahahahah.. ;D

randomhatsofamila..
do tell, what else's in your wish list? :)

chics said...

time? i'm unemployed ok.
u better recharge that energy now
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*cough cough*

anisism said...

cehwah cehwah beng beng....ewah ewah...ceh ceh ceh....ololololoooo.....beng beng suke yehh beng beng arinih yehh????

pheeewweeeet!!

jennifer said...

sakit mata la beng..

Wong Ah Beng said...

chics..
u need a job? u're in luck coz i do need a ..personal assistant.. to ..assist me :|

anisism..
oohhh tidak!!.. wa punya hati sudah terguriss dan tertutup... :(

jennifer..
ahah.. mau eyemo? i have a few drops i can give uu...want? :)

chi chi girl said...

beng, tak de citer menyambut perayaan tahun anjing ke ?? heee heee

kimi azhan said...

Cuti cuti Malaysia je la Beng. Mahu promote industri perlancongan di negara kita. Big prospect of going to Melacca again, can't help it... the kids love the place and the food... Ikan bakar there very nice wooooo...

Opppsss, who move my ikan ???.... Beng aaaaa.. pigi jauh jauh, don't take my fish!

shay said...

waa lama wa tak mengejikan dili di sini...aimisyuuu la kucing boo sook..

AIMISYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *talking abt using CAPS eh..hear me SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!*

It was in my office 'Rule Of Thumbs when sending email'.Pls do do use all CAPS..hahaha bengong..

lu isi borang apa? daftar jadik OKU kah? manyiak baguih aa..finally u know what to do..

shay said...

ala typo lak..pls do not use....

arghh apa jadik wanye kibod..tetiba gagap..hampeh..

beng...jom deting! bila nak banjer wa fish n ship nie..muhahaha wa nak kapal skali occay..

anisism said...

terguris lah sangat..................

beng dah makan?

*wink*

red.blooded.woman said...

nis, adakah kau coba merampas ah beng dr chics? kelihatannya spt horny sahaja? ;)

anisism said...

hoih red blooded. mati idup semula tanak aku kat si beng-beng nih. saiko lah lu beb. chics can have him all night, all her life if she wants. takde dibawak berbincang.

deloress said...

satu persoalan ..

kitorg kalau amek gambo dgn menggunakan flash akan ade 'red-eye' effect... tapi utk ngkorang kucing2 jadi 'yellow-eye' effect??

adekah sbb otak lu olang selalu kuning maa ???

Wong Ah Beng said...

chichi..
tahun anjing adalah tawon yg tidak bagus bagi wa kelana tahun ini lamai anjing. :(

kimiazhan..
w talak makan ikan..makan iams sahaja..no wolly :)

shay & shay..
Dating? Fish and chips/ buleyyy..tapi wa belanja jer laa..suluh fahmi bayar..ok? hak hak! :D

anisism..
sulah..i just had a sumptous dinner :)

red.blooded.wmn..
pliss..wa bukan bola boleh dilampas oleh sesapa sahaja..wa masih ada pelasaan dan jua halga dili :(

anisism..
rilex..i wont tell others..
boleh diskass lagi maaa :)

deloress..
wa mata walna oren..
tetpaimungkin betul jua lu cakap.. hmmm :/

cekmi said...

hahaha.. like your cool ramblings..

zuhri said...

ah beng, update la

RaNdoMHEarTsOfArMylla said...

zuhri..
pedulikan dia..
hehehe

cikPijah said...

udah udah ler beraya tu ah beng. APDET!! APDET!!

shay said...

kucing kurang upaya pon raya sakan ka? talak reti update ka incik?

Captain Barbell said...

apek apek kat office wa kadang kadang salah password sebab fonkius password dia olang ada SMALL CAPs dengan CAPITAL LETTERS.

wtf is SMALL CAP??

nett.nadia said...

sabar je la magictokkokingket...

wa agak annoyed dgn puak2 ISO yg menjalankan tugas di wa punya fakulti. sehari mau 3 kali dia mintak kitorg isi borang utk evaluate lecturers. mmg la main tanda je, tp lenguh tau tak?!!

(see, tanpa guna caps pun wa berjaya mengekspresikan perasaan marah dgn menggunakan ?!!)


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