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Sunday, October 15, 2006

Low Mow Gawfer

"Lomo = cheap eccentrically designed Russian camera whose lens has won it many fans, for the wrong reasons. Pix taken with it are easily distinguishable with their high contrast, distortions, edge blur and shadowing. All of which combined to produce pixs that, at their best have a cult following"

Hello. I'm Superwab.
Ekcelli I no mood to blog (bekos my transformer not yet transform).
So I stalk other people's blog.
And aside from replying hatemails,
I oso shit here and there in other people's blog.

One of my fav blog is superdzu.
Lomo camela is kool.
Superdzu got a lomo camela.
Therefore superdzu is kool too.

Today aah, motivated by Superdzu's kool photoblog on pictures of spasticism, I oso want to paste my pictures making furny-furny faces.

These pictures i took using my motolola razr v3i:

"Ahh get awayyyy fromm mee!"

"Mee-owwch..."

"Ok..ok..I'll ko-operate.."

"Helo, I'm spastik"

"My bebek face"

"The ahbeng expession"

"Ngeahh ngeahh ngeahh.."

"Talk to the handd..."

This one i took using my Nikon slr:


(Noticed I manually make the edges of the photos darker for that lowmowglaphy effect)

Now aah, you people oso can make your own lomo pictures. I can teach you how to lomo your pictures without a lomo camera (refer to the tips and tlick at the end of this article). All you need is a camela, and a pirated photoshop. Ohh by the way you might want to read my tips on choosing the right camela (for ladies)

OK people...Go lomolize your picturessss and show Superdzuuhh that you can lomo without a lomooooow!!!

Me good long time ago :P
Sekian, telima kasey..


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Photoshop Tips and Tlicks On How to Lomo you Spastic Pictures:

1.File: Open: the picture you want

2.Image: Adjustments: Brightness/Contrast: increase contrast by 20

3.Image: Adjustments: Hue/Saturation: increase saturation by 20

4.Choose the Rectangular Marquee Tool (your basic selection tool)

5.Change feather amount to 1/12 the width of your picture (if your picture is 600px wide then you will set your feather to 50px)

6.Select your entire picture (using select: all, will not work)

7.Select: Inverse

8.Layer: New: Layer

9.Change your primary color to black. Fill the selection (on the new, blank layer).

10.Change the blend mode of this layer to Overlay

11.Layer: Duplicate Layer

12.Now select your base layer (the one with the picture on it).

13.Layer: New: Layer

14.Change your fill tool to Gradient

15.Change your Gradient Type to Spherical

16.Change your Gradient Shading Style to "foreground to transparent" (I believe this is the default).

17.Change your primary color to white.

18.With the fill tool selected, click in the middle of the picture, and drag the line out to the farthest edge of your picture (if it's a portrait, use top or bottom, if landscape, use left or right).

19.Change the blend mode of this layer to Overlay

20.Change the Opacity of this layer to 80% (or whatever you see fit)

21. Done! Post it up your blog..

Tips grabbed somewhere from flickr.com
My own stash of photos is here.


41 comments:

booGie said...

Giler jahat anda wahai Ah Beng.
Picit muka kucing sedemikian rupa.
Haiyoo!

laura said...

beng... kijam maaa...

n yesss.. superdzu punya gambar cantik.. lagi cantik dari u yang macam paksa rela ajer kene ambik gambar..

blossom said...

i'm also superdzu's fan. tks for the tips - i have try that in gimp.

I like that last photo.

cute cat u have there.

Wong Ah Beng said...

boogie..
hoii talak picit laa..pegang ajer.. Tak caya tanya dia :>

laura..
Ingat senang ke nak buat spastic acts?? capturing moments tauu! :P

bossom..
Yes cute. And very co-operative too.. :D

chics said...

meow. sangat mengujakan walupun dipaksa.

JalakLenteng said...

macam mana lah muka tuan kucing tuh kalau kena picit2 macam tuh. Nak jugak aku tengok.

p/s:aku tengok kucing kau dh semakin tension ngn kau. Mungkin dia menunggu masa untuk melarikan diri....

mobilemom said...

Eeeeiisshhh aku tampar kucing kau tu kang baru tahu!!! Geram tul aku tengok..spastic giler ok!! Kalah kucing aku!!

Meoiw meow meiow... meh sini...*dushyum*

Ayaq masak said...

Haha kesian aku tengok kucing tu kena paksa rela..ish ish ish.

Err camera lomo tu yang ada 4 lense tu ka? Macam tingkap2 tu ek? Yang tu ke yang tu ke?

RaNdoMHEarTsOfArMylla said...

ahh bohong la...
lu photoshop kan gambar dslr2 tuh kan kan kannnnnnn!

Wong Ah Beng said...

chics..
Yaa..sila teruja :P

jalak..
hahahha..fungkok! :>

nubilemom..
kucing lu obese..hehe :P

ayaqmasaq..
Salah la.camela lomo ada 8 lense macam tingkap2 tuh.. :/

landomhatsofamila..
Bohong? lu talak tau baca ka?
Wa sulah cakap lu perlukan camela dan photoshop mahh.. Sila malu ok:>

ti.e.na said...

kerane menyekse kucing,im going to report u to spca.huh!:p

13may said...

abih laa...mampuih la anak kucing tu kena penyek...tadak peri kebinatangan langsung ini olang...cit cit!

dnon said...

beng aa, lu punye tips tu manyak sangat tulis layer, layer buat gua ingat layer cake sajala pagi pagi posa ni...dah kulang malkah.

nadya said...

hehehehee.
sian dia weih.. ko siksa kucing bulan puasa?

Erra said...

hoih!!!!!!!!!

you abuse mr olen the tiger!!!!!!!!

Ayaq masak said...

8 ka? Ooooooooo. (kalau ahbeng tipu maknanya aku ditipu la. Bulan posa ni bengg.)

Ayaq masak said...

Satu2nya lomo camera yang aku tau is the action sampler je. Heh.

DNAS said...

Ooo rupa2nya camera kat my Nokia phone lagi bagus drp Mottolala. Tengkiu Beng, ada modal nak kutuk my Mottolala frens... hihi

Wong Ah Beng said...

ti-ena..
Pfff.. He likes it u doesnt know it. :p

13may..
nguahh nguahh nguahh >:)

dnon..
haiyaa apapasat itu maciam...olang lain puasa jua maah.. :/

nadya..
Err..That's not the point. hehe :>

Wong Ah Beng said...

erra..
Oii ingat senang ke nak suwuh diabuat aksi spastik hah?? :+

ayaqmasak.
Wa talak tipu laa bibir mungil.. Wa acah-acah jer.. :B

ayaqmasak..
penah dengar google.com tak? :?

dnas..
haih... jikalau mau camela bagus sila dapatkan camela yang betul2 bagus maa.. camela2 fon nih adalah budak2 sahaja :D

Shopper Mom said...

omg, my daughter is so going to scream when she sees that owench cat's spastic photos! geram gila ok.

bertique said...

pergh power la ko .. leh ajar photoshop, tenkiu ah beng. tenkiu.

btw, bile nak ajar cara2 menulis secara keji wei? hehe ttg idea2 .. dan sumber2 ilham?

btw, transformer hang lepas nih tuko kaler?

Wong Ah Beng said...

shoppermom...
No spastic ok.. Pretending to be spastikus only...huhuhuhuuuu >:B

bertique..
Menulis cara2 keji tuh macamana bai?
Tuka kaler tatau lagi..meybe tak kot.. chempiang white mahh..hehhe

bertique said...

eh keji ke aku tulis, aisey .. sila la ;) .. aku maksudkan, camna nak tulis utk dpt byk tikus keji. kasi la tips sket .. hehe

tp anis udah dpt 103 skang nih, power wei .. hehe

ooo kaler putih, itam / red ferarri pun layan beb kete hang tuh ..

cuma, kalau itam / merah tuh byk gak kete v6 pakai .. takut org konfius, kete ko ngan v6 ..

heheh ..

Ayaq masak said...

Ala aku malas la guna pakcik gugel tu. Muahahahaa.

RaNdoMHEarTsOfArMylla said...

*awwwww!!!..malu la iiiii!!!" *gaya fonen*

torqxic inc. said...

Hoish!!
Apa kemla lu pakai? Aiyyaarkk!
Razr is for fegott!

anisism said...

i think you spoilt brat.
coz what i think is always right.
therefore i will have to tell the world what i think.
i think you spoilt brat and of course always the victim of everything.

so now go dig a hole and live in it.

kelahhhhh mung.

wan said...

wab, comel ler ko bila dipicit2 gitu.. gambar kena kepit pulak takde?

superdzu said...
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Wong Ah Beng said...

betik..
Lu kena jadik lanjiao selupa wab. Olang menyampah dan akan beltukar menjadi tikus keji..
Oh..v6 hitam? wa lasa dia solang jer yg konfius.. ho ho ho :o

ayaqmasaq..
Lu memang pemalas.. Wa tak salahkan lu.. :/

landomhatsofamila..
Wow u dont have to act oso like one eidi.. :>

toxic inc..
razr IS kool laa.. mutulola wokeh.. :D

anisism..
Oii gila? Jangan aah gila.. Tau laa dah femes amos.. :P

wan..
kepit? kepit? kemut? :>

zupadzuuhh..
ngeah ngeah ngeahhh.. zuperwab is lomo, the abbeng wayy!! :P

Ayaq masak said...

Chiess sempat lagi mengutuk aku tuh. Takpa2 lein kali aku dah tak konpius prelude dgn v6 dah hohohoho. Datsun boley?

DNAS said...

Beng,
I ada digital kamera mahal punya: Nikon. Kamera tak digital pun ada: Olympus. Digital handycam pun ada: Sony. Saja je tak nak riak. Setakat nak letak gambar dalam blog, I pakai phone camera aje.

anisism said...

oh ya. how could i miss this.

you blardy wasted nep's money.
wah lau.

now for real, go dig yourself a hole and bring your lomo in with you, you blardy victim.

Erra said...

ah beng ah

what is mercun bola, botol + telur? ape tu? which ones should i angkat for the battle ah?

RaNdoMHEarTsOfArMylla said...

you dun have to act gay oso i know u gay...
u dun have to act like normal oso i know u have fetish for cat...
iewww!..penggomol kucing!
psstt...motorola v3i is not so cool afterall...u know why dowww

Erra said...

selamat hari raya
maaf zahir + batin

Wong Ah Beng said...

ayaqmasaq..
bolllleeeeeeehhh... lu mau konpius ploton iswala sama mercedes s-class pun boooleehhh..talak saaaapa malah :P

dnas..
wahlauuwehh.. lu sememangnya seekor tikus keji yang mempunyai manyiak jenis kamela.. Wa kagum.. Lespekk maahh..lespekk!! :>

anisism..
hey hey..I am a victim..i was mis-informed ok.. :D

erra..
lu kene angkat mercun batteri, mercun katak, mercun butterfly, mercun rocket, dan mercun das.. :D

landomhatsofamila..
uhh? Sorry, i dun do butts :/

erra..
Same-sameee to yuuuuuhh..

Cosmic_GurL said...

U are one crazy cat! But yeah ure right, superdzu is a cool babe. Pesal tak ngorat dia? Oh yeah i forgot, u kucing takleh bergaul ngan gadis2 comel like superdzu :p

Selamat hari Raya Ah Beng!

RaNdoMHEarTsOfArMylla said...

ouh...but but..BUTT u DO...
you're a cat

koaymon said...

Anis Daud is a racist!


Kiss my asss!!