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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

The Da Ahbeng Code

At the heart of "The Da Ahbeng Code" is the Priory of Siol, an organization set up to vigilantly protect "one of the most powderfool secret blogger ever kept."


Dear readers,

[Uniqu3ne55] is a !!must-have!! to differentiate thyself from the ever +growing+ numb3rs of blockheads bloggers out there.

‘Tis my first attempt at blogging, and I’d say so far; Bastardization of the English and/or BM language seems to be my –only- flair.

I commonly trade the letter "R" (or "D") with "L" to fabricate that Ahbeng “slang”. At times (to elude sounding too gobbledygook), extra careful effort is made to mo~de~rate the colloquial speech algorithm to a tolerable degree when structuring my words and sentences. This (hopefully) minimizes the "tiring-of-the-mind effect" my lingo might propagate to them readers.

As a rule of thumb, when in doubt, replace the alphabet "L" with "R" (or "D", whichever makes more sense).

Looking forward= This Ahbeng cat will try his bestest to implove his Inggelish and/or BM in his future entlies... *Nahhh....I think not! :p *

Most sought after cryptic passages of Da Ahbeng Code can be found here, here, here and here.

Now go help youself.
.. Dank you..


Saturday, May 06, 2006

Champion of the year...

Lu ingin menjadi seolang juara?? Beli lah Proton Juara.
Wa gelenti olang akan panggil lu champion kelana lu memandu ploton juara.
Selain dalipada menjadi seolang juara, ini keleta jua ada mayiak bagus.
Very the practical car..Kerana ini kelete adalah kategory MPV, boleh sumbat manyiak barang. Boleh jua muat 6 olang, olehitu boleh lah lu pergi bersiar2 sama keluarga lu (with your maid on board as well)

Enjin ini kelete adalah 1.1cc, bermakna amat penjimatan minyak. Di samping itu, taukah lu olang bahawa ini keleta adalah rear-wheel drive.. Bermakna lu boleh main drift sama ini keleta...Jangan main2 woo.. Sukan permotoran drift semakin mendapat tempat di sini Malaysia. Tidak perlu angkat itu legend AE86 Trueno kelana itu keleta sulah lama. Juala lebih balu..

Kanak2 jua suka akan ini keleta kelana keleta ini selupa itu thundertank (thundercat's official car). Wa masih ingat sewaktu Proton Juara mula dilancarkan di malaysia, kanak2 memanggil ini keleta sebagai Proton Thundercat..(Lambang proton oso slupa thundercat punya lambang..sila rujuk gambar dibawah)


Ok..ok..Back to my review..
Bentuknya proton juara ini yang seakan2 kotak kasut (with wheels...wow!) pasti akan memikat hati amoi2 yang gemar shopping kasut. Lu pakai ini keleta aa, lu rounding2 situ Bangsar area ka, atau Sri Hartamas ka, wa gelennnti lamai amoi akan pandang sama lu jua.

Ploton Juara....Malaysia Boleyy laaaar!!!

Sekian telima kasey.


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