Angpao Is Nice

I always believe if u do nice things to others, then others will oso do nice things to you. This is vely true especially with our nice police force.

Last time aa, I drive my car speeding 90km/h.

(I drive slow-slow rilex only unless I have emergency to pee)

A police man stop me, ask why i drive fast-fast wann. I answer nicely where got fast, I drive slow maaa 90kmh only. Then he said this road speed limit 80km/h.

(StoOpid Sri Hartamas highway? - Very big, no many car, but speed limit only 80km/h. WTF? not nice leyy!)

I said haiyoo didnt notice. Anyway this policeman is nice. I give him some money and he nicely tell me next time dont do it again. I thank the nice policeman for his nice advice.

(I told u already. U nice to people, people nice to u also)

Another last time aaa, I kena tahan, but the policeman not so nice. Straight away give me certificate. But I dont blame him. That time his big boss was around.

(and you know laa how big bosses sometimes can be an ass. They think they got nice genius blain..know evelything and treat staff like superman everything also must do this do that. )

So I can undertand the policeman situation; not easy to help me out. If his boss was not around i'm sure that nice chap can help me wann.. My heart very painful because if i know will kena saman, I would have hantam kao-kao 180++km/h, want to saman then saman laa at least my heart satisfy wann.

(and at least can proudly show my friends new speed record for my car in that certificate - they sure lespek ahbeng car zoom-zoom fast worr!)

My other friend pun penah kena but luckily for him the polis that stop him is a nice police. After my friend give nice angpau, the police say "ok..halal ye encik".. siap ada lafaz jual-beli wa cakapluu...

(again, u nice and people nice oso)

Hali laya is near oleady. Damn Them polises also want to celebrate laya working overtime. They salary where got enough wann. Got wife to buy nice new cloths, got nice childrens to feed. Need to decorate their house with nice blink-blink lights for laya summore...That's why they accept nice donation from nice people. You people also must be nice to the police aa.. If u want to speeding fast-fast, you should prepare some nice angpao to donate to the nice polise that stop you. That way u can stay out of not nice problem.

(and u also get pahala menderma in fasting month.. Dabel whammy!)

And talk about polis angpao, also got level. You drive small car can donate for as low as rm50. If you a student, got student's discount summore! I think my friend last time still student, donate rm10 still can accept worr.

(So who said police are not fair?)

But that was few years back. Now not sure if the market rate has gone higher or not. Just lemember laaa if you drive bigger car, angpao also must be bigger.

(Haiyahhh cincai kira dont be stinggy laa. You taiko u must donate like taiko lor)

That is why you always see big-big nice-nice taikos in big-big nice-nice cars in north-south highway can drive vely-vely fastest. They help police, so police help them lorr..

My other-other friend once said; PDRM = Polis Dera Rakyat M'sia

I dont believe his words.

(I also think he gay)

I really think policeman are bunch of nice people who'll help you out of trouble if you give them nice-nice angpao. Indirectly, this teach you to be a nice citizen that like to help others in need.

(i.e donating your money to the needy people)

Remember, even our teachers in primary school already teach you donating is a nice habit because u contribute to society. So you must practice it. Nice?

True or not? What u think laa wey?