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Friday, December 16, 2005

I Hate Blogthings

Sekalang sulah menjadi trend masakini, sekilanya seseolang pemblogger talak idea atau celita, maka die akan bercerita pasal tak ada cerita; kesusahan dan kepayahan untuk memblogging kelana talak celita.

Wa lasa aa, sekilanya lu talak idea apa mau tulis, lu patut duduk diam2 sahaja. Jangan bikin buang masa olang lain baca lu punya blogg mengenai lu talak idea apa mau tulis. Wa baca blog adalah untuk mengetahui celita-celita kehilupan halian lu (ie; apa makan ini hali, semalam apa bikin, lu ada sihat ka demam ka, pelistiwa menalik yang terjadi terhadap lu etc etc). Tetapi sekilanya lu pelgi celita macamana susahnye nak bercerita bila takde cerita, lu telah membuang wa punya masa sahaja. Wa boleh naik dalah wooo..

www.blogthings.com <-- ni adalah satu lagi perkara keji yang menjadi tlend masakini seling ditampal oleh pala bloggers yang boleh menyebabkan dalah wa naik..

(For the uninitiated, blogthings are stoopid quizes that you answer to generate some kind of a pseudo-supposedly-cool-answer which you paste onto your blogspot)

Mengikut website ini, "blogthings" adalah "Cool Things To Put In Your Blog" tetapi wa lasa blogthings adalah super-uncool things to put in your blog. It is another keji way of saying "I have no idea to blog today, so I'll just paste some blogthinggy because I think its cool"

Pendek kata; blogthings adalah untuk bloggers yang kepupusan idea tetapi masih mau blogging jua.

I hate blogthings...

I hate blogthings soo much, that I've decided to list some of the blogthings and give some piece of my mind of what I think about them. I also will grade them with A, B, C or F. Gradings will be based on the "cool-factor" of the blogthing. Since I hate blogthings, the grading system is as follows:
(The Ahbeng Grading System Definition)

A = Uncool
B = Super uncool
C = Lanjiao
F = Super lanjiao

Ok.. now the blogthing, my thoughts, and my grading....


Are you addicted to LiveJournal(blogging)?
The fact that u read my blog oleady means you're addicted. So why bother wasting your time doing the quiz summore? I give this F

What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?
Please dont be delusional. Associating yourself with a hit songs does not increase your blog traffik. You've been duped!! For that, an F

What Temperment Are You?
Temperment? Is it a spelling mistake? Is there such word as "Temperment"? Even googling yields no result for the word "Temperment". I give F for spelling mistake (But if there is such word, please notify me. I'll gladly change the grading to... F)

What Animal were you in past life
Who cares...But if u still care, you are a pig (for man) and a female dog (bitch- for women) for even thinking of taking this test -> F

What Flower Are You?
*SNOREEEEEEEEEEE..* F

Are You Obsessed With Your Looks?
Are you??? F!!!!!

How sexy is your vibe?
So you have a sexy vibe. So your self-esteem goes up one notch if u score this quiz. Yay!! But you still a loser...For that, an F!

Is it Lust of Love?
Call it whatever u want. I call it sex. F

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Only boy or girl mehh? Whatabout transverstite?? Pondans? Aww-aww?? This blogthing is very sexist. I give an F for discrimination..

What Kind of Girl Are You?
Picturesss?!! Where are the picturess?!! No pictures??? F

What Do Guys Like About You?
Take a guess. *Hint: I tot I thaw a _____ cat!* F

What Kind of Bikini Are You?
Send me your pictures in bikinis, and probably i'll tell you. F

What Retro Girl Are You?
Bitch bitch bitch..There i've said it.. F you bitch!!

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
U better hope its porn. Else.... F!

Are You a Good Girlfriend?
Have you ever lie to him? Yes? Bitch! ...F!

What is Your Celtic Horoscope?

You are elegant (bitch), yet unpretentious(bitch), modest(bitch) yet vivacious(bitch).. F!

Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?
Wow this blogthing is soooo SJP, like, I adoree anything SJP sooo very much! Ok,ok..I'm feeling a bit generous now... F you bitch! Like...hulllooo?

What Should You Be For Halloween?
Pontinanak Harum SUNDAL Malam. Did i stress the word SUNDAL enough? I did? Good.. In case you're wondering, Sundal=Bitch, you bitch!! a freaking F!!

What's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?
Ana Biacht'iz Assh'ole F

What's Your Pizza Personality?
WTF ?????

How Scary Are You?
F'king scary? No? Well since I hate blogthings... F!!

How Weird Are You?
ABCDEFGH...XYZ

Are You a Diva?
Do I really have to say it? -bitch!-
Therefore? -F-

How Do You Live Your Life?
You dont have one...F

The Three Question Personality Test
Three Word Personality Answer: YOU GOT F

What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Yup, you guessit right... F

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F,F,F,F and more Fs..

OMG i kenot take this anymore !@#$%^&*!!
I'm so pissing angry I kenot be the sakastik (and cute) cat today..

I hate blogthings...

Sekian, halap malum..

p/s: You can find many more stoopid blogthings at www.blogthings.com , bitch!



74 comments:

trueblue said...

Ah Beng,
Janganlah marah-marah. Hilang kecomelan you nanti.

Relax ok cutie cat? ;)

Anonymous said...

bengbenggggg aaa..

Hahaha..Lu malah2 pun manyiak bikin wa sakit pelut jua larr. Wa manyiakkk suka sama luu

I want to be your bitch anytime bengbeng!!
hahaha

~sha~

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

HUARGH HUARGH HUARGH

who got your tail, eh orange cat?

this is soooooooo funnny!

nadio said...

beng, piss piss piss...busuk la weh!

Wong Ah Beng said...

trueblue..
haa apa tunggu lagi..pujuk laa wa
<:(

anony:sha..
u bitch! :)

babe..
which tail? my back tail or front tail? :o

nadio..
yaa pee on youuu ;D

trueblue said...

Come here you furry thing.
Let me give you a hug....

Waaa....Best la peluk you.........

Leen Ash Burn said...

Meh sini beng, amek ni Kattyman sebungkus. Makan sampai pensan pih.

la femme écrivain said...

wats sjp bengbeng?
ur on a roll blogging now eh?

Wong Ah Beng said...

trueblue..
lu punya skill pujuk olang; F!

leen..
kattyman??! *melompat kegirangan*! :D

anisism said...

in the first place, who said u cute? aiyohh so vain lah. so so so pathetically vain. that's just my remark. but i'm sure u'r a tough kid to go through these episodes of blog ramblings. and for being tough, u'r definitely ready to face the world in 2006. looks like a good start.

Wong Ah Beng said...

la femme..
SJP = Sarah Jessica Parker
Tak penah dengar ke pompuan selalu cakap "ohh woww..that handbag is sooo JSP!! I must have it!!" :O

anisism..
Hello everyone else!!...sapa cakap wa cuteee sila angkat tangannn...!!sekian telima kasih..

leez1312 said...
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leez1312 said...

ayoooooo dahlink,
i'd say U R CUTE dahlink.
y la u angry2... not gud for da furball lord in u n oso da 6 tits u hv there ;) hehe
MUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHSSSS

ice cream, dahlink?
;)

Wong Ah Beng said...

leez1312..
lahling aa..sebenarnya wa talak malah pun. Wa saje mau pancing chickas2 di sini supaya pujuk wa...
yes yes icekelim Mat Kool..tenkiu :D

leez1312 said...

dahlink aaaa,
talak malah lagi aaa?? gud cat u r! *MUAHSSSSS* lu a sayang, manyak keji dengan perbuatan u membuat pancing2 semoga chikas mempujuk u. ini macam wa pun mahu melajuk laaa. so tat hunks cud pujuk me. gud idea or not dahlink?

btw, itu icekelim MatKool utk monyet2 yang kewl, bukan kittie kewl ;)

trueblue said...

what? F only ahh?

Sorriii..tak pandaiii

Pojan said...

banyak betul la pantang lu ni ah beng. Tampal lirik tak boleh, blogthings tak boleh. Haha all the things that you can find in my blog. hahah. Not always, but once in a blue moon.

la femme écrivain said...

err,no.

but at least i know now.
take care bengbeng.dont want my kitty here to die of heart attack.
who's gonna entertain me nnt..sob..sob..

zuhri said...

ah beng, apasal u punya rating tak ada D sama E? ABC, terus saja F

nett.nadia said...

zuhri, ada beza ke kalau kasi D/E? balik2 fail jugak kan, so kasi je la F. senang cerita :)

kucing comel bulu kembang, jangan marah sangat ye? meh nak tickle perut tu. meowwww :D

Wong Ah Beng said...

leez1312..
vely the goodest idea ituu... hunk2 musti teltarik hati mau mujuk luu.. tapi aa..lu kene kasik tampal gambar gorjes dulu worrr... lebih laku! :D

trueblue..
talak apa.. Boleh belusaha lebih kelas lagi untuk lebih cemerlang ;D

pojan..
Ooo wa talak kasik pantang atau larang pun. Wa cuma memberikan pendapat wa sahaja. Terpulang mau bikin apa pun.. hehehe ;)

la femme..
come come cly in my arms :/

zuhri..
refer to nettnadia's comment :)

nettnadia..
luu manyiak geniusss..sikolah tinggi2 punya olang.. lespek maaa lespek! :D

may said...

ahbeng u biatch'y cat, I lap u. I hate that (blog)thing(s) too.

Zed said...

*bites cat's tail off*
(the back one lah!)

tina hussain said...

oh come on...
mula2 u talked abt lyrics (which i posted a few times in my own blog), and now blogthings (which i've used a couple of times too..)..
alaaa..rasa macam loser plak....
huaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

kittykittycat said...

bengbeng: kaluuu itu macam..wa ingat aar in the future, jangan tulis apa2 loorr..itu talak boleh..ini talak boleh..apa yg boleeeh leng chaiii?? lu suke leng loiisss gorges gorges meh..itu chinaa dolls boleh angkat pigi..chantek, comeeei..cuma satu sajaaa..melekaaa pangsai tatak basuh..musyukk.

jasmine79 said...

ah beng: lu so cute meh?? gimme 10 reasons why do you consider yourself a reincarnation of a cat..:P what have u done in the past liaaoo?? regardless of the reason, i still love your species..miaw*

Wong Ah Beng said...

may..
For that comment, I give you an A
:D

zed..
Oii.. whimpy lion! Kiss mah ass and probly you'll get a B :p

tina..
now now tina..dun whine or I'll give u an F too.. But for now aa, you get an A for effort.. muwahs! >:)

kitty2kat..
Eheh..Why dun u read the second paragraph of my posting. Maybe u will finding the answer there. ;P

jasmine69..
that is a deep question, requiring deep thoughts for deep answers..*snoreeeee*
i lurve yuu tuuu :]

Erra said...

achoooo!!!!!

better run through my spelling. otherwise this psycho cat would fail me woooo!!!!

Wong Ah Beng said...

erra..
Microsoft Words comes with spell checker. Press F1 for help :)

Miss YY said...

Ahh bennggggg! Wa sukaaaa itu blogthings! BTW apa ubat tarak mau kucing pancut pancut??? Semalam wa kucing ade pancut sama wa almari!

fara said...

what's lanjiao? It sounds too cool for an F.

I want an F too.

Wong Ah Beng said...

missYY..
Mula2, kena tau dulu belapa umor lu punya kucing :?

farra..
haaih lu kalau lanjiao pun tatak tau adalah sangat memalukan laaa. kalu lu mao wa kasi tau amat memalukan wa juga
nanti kelana wa adalah shy-shy cat.. :)

9 said...

wa ingat ala satu lagi tektik untuk meniambakan blog trafik adala menulis kebencian lu terhadap sesuatu.

haiya, lu manyiak mandai la kucing.

Wong Ah Beng said...

9..
mesti maa..untuk menangkap lebih lamai tikus2 keji di seluluh nunia.. :p

nev said...

gua sebenarnya mau muntah duduk ini opis buat keleje...wa sudah keleje almost 24 hrs....tapi ah beng arr bila wa baca lu punya entry, wa kembali celia....mekasih arr ah beng...wa nak balik tido...zzzZZZ

Wong Ah Beng said...

nev..
yaa sama2.. lu manyiak gigih bekerja 24 jam aa..wah lespek maaa lespek! :!

Apple Pie said...

ah beng arr...ini mlm lu boley tlg wwa tangkap tikus ka?? wa punya atas siling rumah manyiak tikus ooo. tiap mlm wa mau tido, meleka sibuk beromen disana, sambil menjerit-jerit. wa susah mau tido oo.

Erra said...

ah beng

i write directly on the dashboard, no cut and paste from microsoft word.

does the dashboard have a spell check?

fara said...

ala, tell me la. malu-malu kuching plak.

jasmine79 said...

bengbeng: lu manyaaaak keji..waaaa tulis 79..lu kasik 69..wa lomen lomen sama lu baluu tauu..:P

Wong Ah Beng said...

applepie..
lu panggil itu semua tikus masuk wa punya luangan tikus keji..wa gelenti boleh tangkap..hehehe. :)

erra..
i dun think the dashbod got spellchecker.. else aaa, my posting wont have soo many spelling mistake waannn.. :D

fara..
ejaan sebenar lanjiao adalah LANCAU, acronym for "Lawyers’ National Campaign Against Untouchability".
Try google it if u dun believe me :)

jasmine69..
ahah..sila ambil nombor yaa.. belatur ikut pelatulan seperti tikus2 keji yang lain jua :D

leez1312 said...

ah beng dahlink aaa...
gorjes pic like wat aaa u wud lekemen for hunk2 to pujuk me?
i got no bikini pic becoz aaa itu pamelo anderson talak return my bikini dia pinjam masa shooting itu "baywatch" long2 time ago. wa sedih dia talak kembalikan. wa boleh jadi serupa itu pontinak halum "KEMBALIKANNNNNNN!!!". ada ok kah dahlink?

jasmine79 - hahaha u go girl kasi lomen2 sama WAB! he sure one gonna 'menyelahkan dili sama lu dengan pasrah n redhanya'... sure he wudnt me "shy-shy kitty"

wooohoooo! :)

Wong Ah Beng said...

leez1312..
lahling aa..depend lorr.. u gorjes or not? if no, then u paste a potoshopped picture better maaa.. photoshop is better than estee lauder makeup u know.. can sure make you look hotties waann..wa geleennntiiii... :D

nurul bahiyah said...

klezy ket...dalah sulah naik ka? aiyaa....hati hati lor...nanti kena stloke!

pinky angel said...

ab beng..
wa suka tgk lu malah2.turn me on. GrrRrrr...

jasmine79 said...

bengbeng: apa la lu..olang sekalang mana ade belaturr lagik maa..sikalang sulah pakai sistem nombor liaooo..first come first serve laaa..aiyokk..

jasmine79 said...

bengbeng: lu sulaaah vaccinated kaa..wa punyaa chentee sulaah mati 2 minggu lepas disebabkaaan selangaaaan vilusss yang sering menyelangg spesis kuchingg..uuuuwaaaaaaa...wa lindu samaaa wa punyaa chenteeeee..boleeh waaa cry on your shoulder ka?

CikNi said...

cat! last week balik kpg dan tanya my mum apa itu makna l@nji@u... aiyehhh... cat memang sgt keji suka sebut itu perkataan

lagi satu aku tahu psl apa cat tak suka itu blogthings sbb dia punya result sume tarak kewl, tak boleh paste dkt blog...

zuhri said...

ah beng, lu memang keji la. senang-senang kasi orang punya blog f. lu ingat senang ka mau jawab soalan blogthings yang panjang lebar tu? penat tau....

jennifer said...

hahahaha..marah pun kelakar..comel la lu beng..tapi wa sebenarnye tatau la apa itu blogthings..nnt wa pigi check itu lanjiao website..heheh!

RojakBuah said...

gua pun baru tau apa tu 'blogthings' dari analisa gua, mmg semuanya F. Lu telah buat satu keputusan yg betul. kalau tarak idea, duduk diam je. jgn tiru itu blogthings. lagi satu Beng, ramai org tarak tau itu lanjiou..haayaaaa..manyaik baik punya olang...gua bg U idea beng..lu list down semua bad2 word yg ada kt KL...melayu punya ka, India punya ka or Cina punya bad word...cuba tgk..apa yg top ranking....

Wong Ah Beng said...

nuruhbahiyah..
talak laa..wa sulah koool jua..begitu lamai chickas2 di luangan tikus keji ini sulah pujuk sama wa pun. :)

pinkyangel..
uuu kinky angel dun be notty-notty laa..I spank u then only u knowww ;D

jasmine69..
yaa..yaa..sila ambil nombor giliran.. :/

jasmine69 again..
wa tulut bersedey di atas kehilangan lu punya kucing..laii..laii..cum cly in my shoulder :|

Wong Ah Beng said...

makhariz..
apakah jawapan emak lu itu perkataan l@nji@o? Lagi satu aa..wa talak perlu bikin itu blogthing wa sulah tau wa kool..ngeh ngeh ngeh :>

zuhri..
aa? wa talak kasik blog olang F..Wa kasik blogthing sahaja F. Lu sulah salah faham ini maciam. jangan bikin fitnah sama wa talak baik :(

jennifer
yaa..silakan check itu www.blogthings.com semoga lu lebih memahami jiwa wa yg terseksa ini akibat blogthings.. :<

rojakbuah..
ho ho ho..lu ada betul jua percakapan. wa setuju.. Tetapi wa khuatir blog wa nanti akan jadik site lucah kelana menyenaraikan bad words..

Anonymous said...

aaaah ...dontcha just lurve blogthings? did 'new year resolution' and blogthing declared i should 'get some' as my resolution for the new year.

blogthing sunggoh pandai. camne dia tau aku virginal?

- the virginal babe-

Wong Ah Beng said...

anony:virginalbeb

I think aaa..u shuld'nt just get some..u shud get MORE than some..
Extra is goooood :)

[Is]landa said...

goodness, this is too funny!*lol*

bring it on.

Wong Ah Beng said...

ylanda..
pleasee..no more pressure!
i cant work under pressure... :<

atiza said...

ah beng..kalau talak suka blogthing, apa pasat lu masih attempt the questions?

lu tak puas hati dengan jawapan di eh? dia kata lu busuk eh?

Wong Ah Beng said...

atiza..
wa talak menjawab pun question2 blogthings tersebut..itu hanyalah buah fikiran wa sahaja.. sebusuk2 wa adalah lebih busuk tikus2 keji :B

Diran Kesuma said...

Haiya wong ah beng... lu marah ka? lu tak payah marah. sebab wa lecturer wa bagi lu A for a veli good entry. wa mau peluk lu tapi wa geli sebab lu kucing jantan ma... lu suruh itu angel ka trueblue ka itu datin diaries ka tina zuriana hussien ka. Lu datang dekat gua mau gesel gesel wa jentik lu punya telinga. heheh.

Wong Ah Beng said...

diran kesuma..
peluk? uhh..u keep ur distence i keep mine.. wa ada allergic sikit sama jantans..ngeh ngeh ngeh :D

Sleepless in Gelugoq said...

beng,
wa ade letak real blogthings di blog wa arini kerana ia sangat relevan dengan apa yg wa lalui sama kawan2 wa sebentar tadi.
cuba tengok sama ada lu suka itu biskut atau tidak..
wa lasa ianya tidak lah keji, kelana ia bukan diambil dari blogthings.com. sekian telima kasey.
hehehe.

Desparil said...

wooi.. kucing yang kejii! hahaha..

Wong Ah Beng said...

sliples in gelugog..
yaa..yaa..baru baru pergi melawat dan meninggalkan komen di sana..hehe.. :)

desparil.
Lu tikus keji adalah lebih keji.. >:)

Cosmic_GurL said...

Hahahah...haiyoo ah beng! baca you punya blog mmg boleh men"de-stress" kan I lah..cute lil pussy cat..purrriowwww..

mobilemom said...

Isshhh kucing ni...gomol kang baru tau!! :P

Wong Ah Beng said...

orgasmic gurl..
I think aa, I should consider charging people some fee for my service of de-stressing them, no? :/

mobilemom..
Pliss do. i welcome all sorts of gomolan from the opposite sex :)

pinky angel said...

nyiawWw..
hahaha

suka2 hati lu nak bagi nama olang mcm2 kan ab beng?

mula2 panggil wa pinggi angel, lps tu ct nur musliha, sikalang kinky angel pulak.

naseb baik wa sporting.nak spank2 jgn la kasi celita sini.keji la lu.

lps ni lu mau pggl wa apa lak ek?

Cosmic_GurL said...

Ah Beng, kenot la like that. Think of what you're doing like the "Program Khidmat Negara"..heheh..dapat pahala wooo ah beng!

Wong Ah Beng said...

kinky angel..
I think i stick with kinky angel.. suits u just fine worr.. ;D

orgasmic gurl..
yaa btul..disamping membuat kebajikan, wa jua dapat mengeji olang... ho ho :)

Anonymous said...

aiya ahbeng lu kan 'mat kool'..
keep cool laaa..
hehe..

Tucin Siam said...

untuk membacanya sila tegakkan kepala tak yah susah susah nak sengetkan kepala.. duduk dalam keadaan selesa.. ok.. now read it > K.O.R.O.K M.U.N.G!

se'kain' makasey!

Wong Ah Beng said...

anonymous..
wa bukan mat kool.
wa adalah kucing cool..
mat kool = monyet aiskelim..hahahah

tucingsiam..
hahaha..korokkkkkk!

Anonymous said...

best regards, nice info
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