I Hate Blogthings

Sekalang sulah menjadi trend masakini, sekilanya seseolang pemblogger talak idea atau celita, maka die akan bercerita pasal tak ada cerita; kesusahan dan kepayahan untuk memblogging kelana talak celita.

Wa lasa aa, sekilanya lu talak idea apa mau tulis, lu patut duduk diam2 sahaja. Jangan bikin buang masa olang lain baca lu punya blogg mengenai lu talak idea apa mau tulis. Wa baca blog adalah untuk mengetahui celita-celita kehilupan halian lu (ie; apa makan ini hali, semalam apa bikin, lu ada sihat ka demam ka, pelistiwa menalik yang terjadi terhadap lu etc etc). Tetapi sekilanya lu pelgi celita macamana susahnye nak bercerita bila takde cerita, lu telah membuang wa punya masa sahaja. Wa boleh naik dalah wooo..

www.blogthings.com <-- ni adalah satu lagi perkara keji yang menjadi tlend masakini seling ditampal oleh pala bloggers yang boleh menyebabkan dalah wa naik..

(For the uninitiated, blogthings are stoopid quizes that you answer to generate some kind of a pseudo-supposedly-cool-answer which you paste onto your blogspot)

Mengikut website ini, "blogthings" adalah "Cool Things To Put In Your Blog" tetapi wa lasa blogthings adalah super-uncool things to put in your blog. It is another keji way of saying "I have no idea to blog today, so I'll just paste some blogthinggy because I think its cool"

Pendek kata; blogthings adalah untuk bloggers yang kepupusan idea tetapi masih mau blogging jua.

I hate blogthings...

I hate blogthings soo much, that I've decided to list some of the blogthings and give some piece of my mind of what I think about them. I also will grade them with A, B, C or F. Gradings will be based on the "cool-factor" of the blogthing. Since I hate blogthings, the grading system is as follows:

(The Ahbeng Grading System Definition)

A = Uncool
B = Super uncool
C = Lanjiao
F = Super lanjiao

Ok.. now the blogthing, my thoughts, and my grading....

Are you addicted to LiveJournal(blogging)?
The fact that u read my blog oleady means you're addicted. So why bother wasting your time doing the quiz summore? I give this F

What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?
Please dont be delusional. Associating yourself with a hit songs does not increase your blog traffik. You've been duped!! For that, an F

What Temperment Are You?
Temperment? Is it a spelling mistake? Is there such word as "Temperment"? Even googling yields no result for the word "Temperment". I give F for spelling mistake (But if there is such word, please notify me. I'll gladly change the grading to... F)

What Animal were you in past life
Who cares...But if u still care, you are a pig (for man) and a female dog (bitch- for women) for even thinking of taking this test -> F

What Flower Are You?
*SNOREEEEEEEEEEE..* F

Are You Obsessed With Your Looks?
Are you??? F!!!!!

How sexy is your vibe?
So you have a sexy vibe. So your self-esteem goes up one notch if u score this quiz. Yay!! But you still a loser...For that, an F!

Is it Lust of Love?
Call it whatever u want. I call it sex. F

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Only boy or girl mehh? Whatabout transverstite?? Pondans? Aww-aww?? This blogthing is very sexist. I give an F for discrimination..

What Kind of Girl Are You?
Picturesss?!! Where are the picturess?!! No pictures??? F

What Do Guys Like About You?
Take a guess. *Hint: I tot I thaw a _____ cat!* F

What Kind of Bikini Are You?
Send me your pictures in bikinis, and probably i'll tell you. F

What Retro Girl Are You?
Bitch bitch bitch..There i've said it.. F you bitch!!

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
U better hope its porn. Else.... F!

Are You a Good Girlfriend?
Have you ever lie to him? Yes? Bitch! ...F!

What is Your Celtic Horoscope?
You are elegant (bitch), yet unpretentious(bitch), modest(bitch) yet vivacious(bitch).. F!

Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?
Wow this blogthing is soooo SJP, like, I adoree anything SJP sooo very much! Ok,ok..I'm feeling a bit generous now... F you bitch! Like...hulllooo?

What Should You Be For Halloween?
Pontinanak Harum SUNDAL Malam. Did i stress the word SUNDAL enough? I did? Good.. In case you're wondering, Sundal=Bitch, you bitch!! a freaking F!!

What's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?
Ana Biacht'iz Assh'ole F

What's Your Pizza Personality?
WTF ?????

How Scary Are You?
F'king scary? No? Well since I hate blogthings... F!!

How Weird Are You?
ABCDEFGH...XYZ

Are You a Diva?
Do I really have to say it? -bitch!-
Therefore? -F-

How Do You Live Your Life?
You dont have one...F

The Three Question Personality Test
Three Word Personality Answer: YOU GOT F

What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Yup, you guessit right... F

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F,F,F,F and more Fs..

OMG i kenot take this anymore !@#$%^&*!!
I'm so pissing angry I kenot be the sakastik (and cute) cat today..

I hate blogthings...

Sekian, halap malum..

p/s: You can find many more stoopid blogthings at www.blogthings.com , bitch!