The Da Ahbeng Code

At the heart of "The Da Ahbeng Code" is the Priory of Siol, an organization set up to vigilantly protect "one of the most powderfool secret blogger ever kept."

Dear readers,

[Uniqu3ne55] is a !!must-have!! to differentiate thyself from the ever +growing+ numb3rs of blockheads bloggers out there.

‘Tis my first attempt at blogging, and I’d say so far; Bastardization of the English and/or BM language seems to be my –only- flair.

I commonly trade the letter "R" (or "D") with "L" to fabricate that Ahbeng “slang”. At times (to elude sounding too gobbledygook), extra careful effort is made to mo~de~rate the colloquial speech algorithm to a tolerable degree when structuring my words and sentences. This (hopefully) minimizes the "tiring-of-the-mind effect" my lingo might propagate to them readers.

As a rule of thumb, when in doubt, replace the alphabet "L" with "R" (or "D", whichever makes more sense).

Looking forward= This Ahbeng cat will try his bestest to implove his Inggelish and/or BM in his future entlies... *Nahhh....I think not! :p *

Most sought after cryptic passages of Da Ahbeng Code can be found here, here, here and here.

Now go help youself.
.. Dank you..